Famous Quotes & Sayings

Red Buttons

Bluebeard, who said to Scottland Yard, How do I know how many wives I've killed? I'm not an accountant! Never got a dinner!

Red Buttons

Lot, who said to his wife as she was being turned into a pillar of salt, Stop shaking! Never got a dinner!

Red Buttons

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

Tommy Cooper

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

Rita Mae Brown

One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.

Thomas de Quincey

In many walks of life, a conscience is a more expensive encumbrance than a wife or a carriage.

Steven Tyler

Once upon a time . . .” “In the beginning was . . .” That’s the way it always starts off. Every story, gospel, history, chronicle, myth, legend, folktale, or old wives’ tale blues riff begins with “Woke up this mornin’. . . .

Taye Diggs

The only tough thing is admitting to my wife how much a certain article of clothing costs.

Taye Diggs

My wife never throws anything at me that I can't handle.

Taye Diggs

Let’s just say its not a stereotype that black women are less submissive and harder to deal with. Being around all them black women made me really miss my wife.

Travis Kalanick

You're asking somebody who has a wife and is really happily married, 'So, what's your next wife going to be like?' And I'm like, 'What?'

Rudyard Kipling

Literature is a splendid mistress, but a bad wife.

Sugar Ray Leonard

They say that I'm stubborn, and my wife says that, too, but it's paid off so far.

Rutherford B. Hayes

Do not let your bachelor ways crystallize so that you can't soften them when you come to have a wife and a family of your own.

Sam Sheppard

I was in love with my wife and she was in love with me. We got along wonderfully.

Virgil Goode

In my case, I pay a standard premium to participate in the Federal Employees' Health Benefits Plan for my wife and myself out of each month's paycheck.

William Congreve

These articles subscribed, if I continue to endure you a little longer, I may by degrees dwindle into wife.

Tyson Chandler

After Sandy hit, my wife and I saw pictures of the devastation following the hurricane in the news. We immediately wanted to find a way to assist those in need.

William Goldman

I'm not witch. I'm your wife.

William Goldman

Never argue with your wife about hostility when she's a certified Freudian.

William Barnes

Now voe me I can zing on my business abrode: Though the storm do beat down on my poll, There's a wife brighten'd vire at the end of my road, An' her love, voe the jay o' my soul.

William Petersen

The show can go on without me, and probably will, but I want to come back to act in Chicago. My wife and I just bought a condo downtown, and I want to do theater.