Famous Quotes & Sayings

Travis Kalanick

You're asking somebody who has a wife and is really happily married, 'So, what's your next wife going to be like?' And I'm like, 'What?'

Sydney J. Harris

A 'penchant for telling the truth' can cripple a candidates chances faster than being caught in flagrante delicto with the governor's wife.

Taye Diggs

The only tough thing is admitting to my wife how much a certain article of clothing costs.

Taye Diggs

My wife never throws anything at me that I can't handle.

Taye Diggs

Let’s just say its not a stereotype that black women are less submissive and harder to deal with. Being around all them black women made me really miss my wife.

Scott Adams

I was surprised to learn that doing household chores qualifies as romantic for most of you [women]. That's exactly why you should never hire a butler if you strike it rich - the minute that Jeeves starts unloading the dishwasher without being asked, your wife is going to start humping his leg.

Ray Rice

I just want to thank [my wife] for loving me where I was weak.

Ray Liotta

So I decided to form a production company with my wife and our partner Diane.

Stephanie Zimbalist

I will never get married to the head of General Motors. I will never be the wife of a superstar. For those women, their lives are somebody else's. I will never be a Mrs. Blabidyblah!

Stan Lee

Wives should be kissed - not heard.

Stephen Bayley

My wife and I both love cooking - I am an advanced male - so we argue about who gets to rustle up dinner.

Vincent Van Gogh

Love a friend, love a wife, something, whatever you like, but one must love with a lofty and serious intimate sympathy, with strength, with intelligence, and one must always try to know deeper, better, and more.

William Blake

I have mental joys and mental health, Mental friends and mental wealth, I've a wife that I love and that loves me; I've all but riches bodily.

Wallace Shawn

Even with my wife, I find sharing soup is hard.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A woman in a single state may be happy and may be miserable; but most happy, most miserable, these are epithets belonging to a wife.

Ryan Reynolds

I dragged my wife from our honeymoon in Africa and landed her in Ontario, Canada, when it was -40 degrees,

Wendy Cope

The reason modern poetry is difficult is so that the poet's wife cannot understand it.

Virgil Goode

In my case, I pay a standard premium to participate in the Federal Employees' Health Benefits Plan for my wife and myself out of each month's paycheck.

William Congreve

These articles subscribed, if I continue to endure you a little longer, I may by degrees dwindle into wife.

Tyson Chandler

After Sandy hit, my wife and I saw pictures of the devastation following the hurricane in the news. We immediately wanted to find a way to assist those in need.

William Goldman

I'm not witch. I'm your wife.

William Goldman

Never argue with your wife about hostility when she's a certified Freudian.

William Barnes

Now voe me I can zing on my business abrode: Though the storm do beat down on my poll, There's a wife brighten'd vire at the end of my road, An' her love, voe the jay o' my soul.

Yogi Berra

Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried

Willie Aames

My wife bought an extra life insurance policy on me.

William Law

Joseph has lately endeavored to seduce my wife, and has found her a virtuous woman.

Virchand Gandhi

…the designation of wife in India, of the Hindu wife, is higher and grander than that of Empress. She is called Devi

Woody Allen

My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.

William Wycherley

I love to be envied, and would not marry a wife that I alone could love; loving alone is as dull as eating alone.

William J. Clinton

The great thing about not being president anymore is I can say whatever I want, about anything. Of course [now], nobody really cares what I say. And now I have the worst of all worlds -- my wife has become the secretary of state, so no one really cares what I say -- unless I mess up.

Will Ferrell

My wife and I always enjoy going for a jog

Sarah Brightman

I can't be a wife. I'm not that sort of person. Wives have to compromise all the time.

Warren Jeffs

So Ham's wife that was preserved on the Ark was a Negro of the seed of Cain and there was a priestly purpose in it, that the Devil would have a representation as well as God.