Red Buttons
Red Buttons
Red Buttonswas an American comedian and actor. He won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for Sayonara...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth5 February 1919
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
american-comedian
I'll tell you the truth; I wanted to leave me for Sid Caesar.
american-comedian eat hospitals hours nervous people spent teaching three week
Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous people how to eat jello.
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Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
booing heard last time
The last time I heard booing like that was when I was doing my act.
groups dinner alimony
Zsa Zsa Gabor, the only woman ever to apply for group alimony. Never got a dinner!
father son apples
William Tell's son, Telly, who said as his father was pointing the bow and arrow at the apple on his head, There's gotta be an easier way to kill worms. Never got a dinner!
night wife bells
Alexander Graham Bell's wife, who said to Alex on their wedding night, Your three minutes are up. Never got a dinner!
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I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.
growing-up men white
Where else but in America can a poor black man like Michael Jackson grow up to be a rich white woman?
son wife dinner
Julius Caesar's wife, who said to Julius, We are not naming our son Sid! Never got a dinner!
mean pioneers one-thing
Making you a pioneer only means one thing. You were around at the time.
ice dinner captains
The captain of the Titanic, who said to room service, Who sent for all this ice? Never got a dinner!
girl mother dinner
Jack the Ripper's mother, who said to Jack, How come I never see you with the same girl twice? Never got a dinner!
white dinner rays
Ray Charles, who said to Stevie Wonder, Maybe we're white. Never got a dinner!