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american-comedian commercial forget hammer home might point standard
There are commercials that are funny, but you might forget the product. A standard commercial might hammer that point home better. Todd Barry
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When I was little, we used to have Atari. Rachel Dratch
american-comedian generation handed language written
What's so interesting is that the Aborigine language is all handed down from generation to generation - it's not a written language. Debra Wilson
american-comedian
I throw it all in there, Kung Fu, blaxploitation, horror. Keenen Ivory Wayans
american-comedian rest spend
Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. George Burns
american-comedian gets hopefully people presented public
When you come out with a film, hopefully it gets presented to the public in the right way so people aren't getting something they don't expect. Ben Stiller
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I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant. Ring Lardner
american-comedian mistakes optimist
An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve. Ring Lardner
american-comedian
No one, ever, wrote anything as well even after one drink as he would have done with out it. Ring Lardner
eat favorite found kid later relative school uncle until
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear. ![]()
eating foods fruits neglected people vegetables
Vegetables and fruits are the most neglected foods in the diet. We need to get people back to eating real food, not foods in a package. Luise Light
eating used fishes
I still haven't quite got used to eating live fish. David Mitchell
eating flavor pleasure
The pleasure of eating is not in the costly flavor but in yourself. Horace
eat economical fast food learning work
We are a learning facility. We don't work for profit, so it's very economical to eat here and the food is not like fast food, Steve Gray
eat eighteen hours morning practiced seven since sixth three wake
Since I've been home-schooled since sixth grade, I've practiced six to seven hours a day. I wake up, practice for three hours in the morning, eat lunch, and then go out and play eighteen or more holes. Lexi Thompson
eats gets greek mom oatmeal
My mom is very structured. She gets up, she does her prayers, and she eats her oatmeal with blueberries and Greek yogurt, and she has her prayer list, and she doesn't worry too much about things. Maria Bamford
eat food love macaroni mexican moderation mostly protein rest
I eat mostly organic, but I love macaroni and cheese, Mexican food, and egg-and-cheese croissants. So when I indulge, I eat protein and veggies for the rest of the day. It really is all about moderation and balance. Marisa Miller
eating horrible turn
We wanted to turn around their eating habits. They have horrible eating habits. Sylvia Forster
hospitals
Many birthing hospitals are not knowledgeable about cleft palate. Debbie Oliver
hospitals increase number overall
There are still a significant number of hospitals ... that are not benefiting from the overall increase in revenue. Marc Volavka
hospitals nurses places problem solve train
We need nurses in all places -- in universities and in hospitals -- and the only way to solve this problem is to train more. Patti Smoake
hospitals ill intimate knowledge life mentally people public survive treated
I have a very intimate knowledge of the world of the mentally ill and of life inside of, especially, public hospitals and the way people are treated in there and the way that they try to survive in there. Victor LaValle
hospitals offer quite
Underperforming hospitals or units should accept that they have to improve the service they offer or that patients, quite properly, will go elsewhere. Andrew Lansley
hospitals million money pays plan shift spending state treat
The plan would shift $400 million in state spending to the partnership from money the state now pays hospitals and clinics who treat the uninsured. Janet Olszewski
hospitals
About 25% of hospitals are in the red. Rick Wade
hospitals might power push
It might give hospitals some more power to push back on prices. Tao Levy
hospitals looks preparing thinking though
It looks to us as though hospitals hadn't been thinking about how they've been preparing foods. Michael Jacobson
hours
One of the fundamental premises of this Bible is that the gospel changes everything. If this is true, how does the gospel change the very thing we spend most of our waking hours doing - work. David Kim
hours-in-the-day balance imagine
Imagine working 20% smarter instead of 20% longer...Work-life balance and startup success at any stage aren't mutually exclusive. There are enough hours in the day to be effective and present. David Cummings
hours enticing
I would say just stop watching me, I guess, at this point. That is what I do, and it probably is, in some way, a bit of a lecture. I can see how that's not something that would be enticing for you to watch in a stand-up hour. David Cross
hours resilient great-outdoors
All those hours exploring the great outdoors made me more resilient and confident. David Suzuki
hours man spent thousands tracking
We spent thousands of man hours tracking down the problem, Mark Adams
hours born merry
To be merry best becomes you; for, out of question, you were born in a merry hour. William Shakespeare
hours love time
I love acting, but I have two little kids, and it's 14 hours a day out of the house. You don't get that time back. Gwyneth Paltrow
hours week beats
No one who works a forty hour week will ever beat me. Bill Rodgers
hours minutes macs
The Bernie Mac Show' is my life. It's the truth, and I'm not ashamed of a minute, an hour, or a second of my life. Bernie Mac
nervous poet british
In [The New Poetry] I had attacked the British poets' nervous preference for gentility above all else, and their avoidance of the uncomfortable, destructive truths both of the inner life and of the present time. Al Alvarez
nervous persons
Because I've always been a fairly nervous person. David Sedaris
nervous shows ifs
I get nervous when I don't get nervous. If I'm nervous I know I'm going to have a good show. Beyonce Knowles
nervous
I get nervous when I don't get nervous. Beyonce Knowles
nervous feels performances
Before every performance I feel nervous. Diego Boneta
nervous pitch
When I was on the mound, I was pretty relaxed. I was focused. I don't know what it is, but I'm more nervous before I pitch and then after I come out of the game. When I'm in there, I don't feel any of that. Shawn Chacon
nervous like-you said
I just said to myself, She's just like you, you know, she can be nervous Elena Dementieva
nervous nervous-system
What we experience, as a perceptual experience, is not what is. It's very specific to the nervous system. Deepak Chopra
nervous several turning
Several of us are nervous about turning (a fund) over to another group. Jim King
people waiting thank-god
I can't wait to get off the bus and... go on stage and entertain people. That's my thing, that's what I love. I love doing it... I thank God I can make a living doing it. Charlie Daniels
people understand-me audience
The people are applauding you because none of them understands you and applauding me because everybody understands me. Charlie Chaplin
people special architecture
The building is a special place because of its architecture; But it's people who make it special by participating in it. Charlie Chaplin
people helping i-can
I am for people. I can't help it. Charlie Chaplin
people dictator
Dictators free themselves, but they enslave the people. Charlie Chaplin
people wicked-world wonderful
Life could be wonderful if people would leave you alone Charlie Chaplin
people rich assured
If there are people at once rich and content, be assured that they are content because they know how to be so, not because they are rich Charles Wagner
people want chance
The public airwaves provide a chance to affirm we want to be a good, decent people; a good, decent nation. Charles W. Pickering
people slavery congress
The slave power dares anything, and it can be conquered only by the united masses of the people. From Congress to the people, I appeal. Charles Sumner
spent until
I spent most of my childhood welded to my Atari 2600, until I got my first computer, a TRS-80. Ernest Cline
spent week
We've spent the whole week working on defense. Everything we've been doing has been working on defense. Joe Battista
spent tent time
We've spent more time at the tent than at the games. Roger Wilson
spent time works
We've spent a lot of time together. If it works out, it would be great. E. O. Wilson
spent
We've spent $300,000 and it doesn't look much different. George Chapman
spent trying
What we are trying to do is to look at all of those resources and say, well, would they be better spent on just advocacy and information, or can we make savings out of that and redirect them into savings. Jay Weatherill
spent
If we wouldn't have done anything, we would have spent more. Terry Jenkins
spent time
A lot of the time, I was unhappy as a kid, so I spent it, I guess, in a gray place. King Krule
spent women
Part of it went on gambling, and part of it went on women. The rest I spent foolishly. George Raft
teaching knowledge yield
Where thou perceivest knowledge, bend the ear of attention and respect; But yield not further to the teaching, than as thy mind is warranted by reasons. Better is an obstinant disputant, that yieldeth inch by inch, Than the shallow traitor to himself, who surrendereth to half an argument. Charles Caleb Colton
teaching silence statistics
When you have nothing to say, say nothing. Charles Caleb Colton
teaching blessing what-matters
If you tell God no because He won't explain the reason He wants you to do something, you are actually hindering His blessing. But when you say yes to Him, all of heaven opens to pour out His goodness and reward your obedience. What matters more than material blessings are the things He is teaching us in our spirit. Charles Stanley
teaching thinking hands
I am content to live and die as the mere repeater of Scriptural teaching - as a person who has thought out nothing and invented nothing - but who concluded that he was to take the message from the lips of God to the best of his ability and simply to be a mouth for God to the people. - mourning much that anything of his own should come between - but never thinking that he was somehow to refine the message or to adapt it to the brilliance of this wonderful century and then to hand it out as being so much his own that he might take some share of the glory of it. Charles Spurgeon
teaching fuel sound
Rest assured that the most fervid revivalism will wear itself out in mere smoke, if it be not maintained by the fuel of teaching.... Sound teaching is the best protection for the heresies which ravage right and left among us. Charles Spurgeon
teaching sticks blisters
If there is any verse that you would like left out of the Bible, that is the verse that ought to stick to you, like a blister, until you really attend to its teaching. Charles Spurgeon
teaching economic-value america
If we are to remain preeminent in transforming knowledge into economic value, America's system of higher education must remain the world's leader in generating scientific and technological breakthrough, and in meeting the challenge to educate workers. Alan Greenspan
teaching thinking together
TV and film taught me to think cinematically. Teaching others to edit, for example, provides a great deal of insight into the millions of ways in which given elements can be put together to tell a story. Alan Bradley
teaching mean ideas
"What I've learned about teaching is to refer back to the root of that word, which is educo, which means "to pull from." Education does not mean jamming information into somebody's head. Rather, it's that ancient idea that all knowledge is within us; to teach is to help somebody pull it out of themselves." Alan Arkin
three four finished
In 1980 I finished three or four times in seventh place. Alain Prost
three balls easy
The three-ball is an easy shot if you're uncontested, but when they know you can shoot, it's a lot harder to get off. Chris Copeland
three kind i-can
I can find only three kinds of business in the Universe: mine, yours, and God's. Byron Katie
three
The other three have really made strides. They're consistently getting better. Bill Wright
three
We've already got three up on the board. Steve Alford
three moments hours
Preferred three hours quicker over one moment late. William Shakespeare
three born persons
When a person is born, he can embark on only one of three roads of life: if you go right, the wolves will eat you; if you go left, you’ll eat the wolves; if you go straight, you’ll eat yourself. Anton Chekhov
three christianity lord
Lord save us from off-handed, flabby-cheeked, brittle-boned, weak-kneed, thin-skinned, pliable, plastic, spineless, effeminate, ossified, three-karat Christianity. Billy Sunday
three cinema use
When I started my first film, there were three women directors in France. Their films were OK, but I was different. It's like when you start to jump and you put the pole very high - you have to jump very high. I thought, I have to use cinema as a language. Agnes Varda
weekend alive boring
Spending a weekend with Hitler would have been boring in the extreme, although you would have had a greater certainty in coming back alive. Alan Bullock
weekend winning practice
I always work the same way, starting from the beginning of the weekend, so I know at the beginning of the race, from all that I have analysed during the practice, whether I will win the race or not. Alain Prost
weekend cities california
I live in one of the coastal cities in Southern California, and every so often I like to take a walk down the boardwalk in Venice during the weekends when it is abuzz with lively activity. Al Seckel
week blur five
I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me. David Sedaris
weekend people germs
..she took pictures of germs, viruses, and people reacting to germs and viruses. On weekends, for extra money, she photographed weddings, which really wasn't that much of a stretch David Sedaris
weekend climbing safety
I am still feeling my calf strain, so I have been unable to train this week. I will again have to sit out the weekend action, but the lads are climbing ever higher to safety. David Ginola
weekend car sailing
Here in Miami, on weekends, amusement-seekers will come to the marina, set up folding chairs, and spend a highly entertaining day watching boat owners perform comical maneuvers such as forgetting to set their parking brakes and having their cars roll down the ramp and disappear, burbling gaily, below the surface. Dave Barry
week five
You'll never see me working five days a week again. Bryant Gumbel
week offense
[Donald Trump] will be the one on offense. He will be the one serving volleys, and it may be some weird stuff about the Russians, but he will be controlling things a little more than he probably did over the last two weeks. David Brooks