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american-comedian commercial forget hammer home might point standard
There are commercials that are funny, but you might forget the product. A standard commercial might hammer that point home better. Todd Barry
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When I was little, we used to have Atari. Rachel Dratch
american-comedian generation handed language written
What's so interesting is that the Aborigine language is all handed down from generation to generation - it's not a written language. Debra Wilson
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I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant. Ring Lardner
american-comedian mistakes optimist
An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve. Ring Lardner
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No one, ever, wrote anything as well even after one drink as he would have done with out it. Ring Lardner
american-comedian good manuscript writers
A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This is too much of a temptation to the editor. Ring Lardner
american-comedian ballplayer happiness playing
The only real happiness a ballplayer has is when he is playing a ball game and accomplishes something he didn't think he could do. Ring Lardner
american-comedian family
The family you come from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. Ring Lardner
eating used fishes
I still haven't quite got used to eating live fish. David Mitchell
eating flavor pleasure
The pleasure of eating is not in the costly flavor but in yourself. Horace
eat economical fast food learning work
We are a learning facility. We don't work for profit, so it's very economical to eat here and the food is not like fast food, Steve Gray
eat eighteen hours morning practiced seven since sixth three wake
Since I've been home-schooled since sixth grade, I've practiced six to seven hours a day. I wake up, practice for three hours in the morning, eat lunch, and then go out and play eighteen or more holes. Lexi Thompson
eats gets greek mom oatmeal
My mom is very structured. She gets up, she does her prayers, and she eats her oatmeal with blueberries and Greek yogurt, and she has her prayer list, and she doesn't worry too much about things. Maria Bamford
eat food love macaroni mexican moderation mostly protein rest
I eat mostly organic, but I love macaroni and cheese, Mexican food, and egg-and-cheese croissants. So when I indulge, I eat protein and veggies for the rest of the day. It really is all about moderation and balance. Marisa Miller
eating horrible turn
We wanted to turn around their eating habits. They have horrible eating habits. Sylvia Forster
eating nutritionist eating-food
I'm completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated. Bob Saget
eat expenses movies normally people theaters
We're going to see people trimming their expenses here and there. They probably will not eat out as much or go to movies as often as they normally would. So restaurants and theaters are also vulnerable. Delos Smith
hospitals
Many birthing hospitals are not knowledgeable about cleft palate. Debbie Oliver
hospitals ill intimate knowledge life mentally people public survive treated
I have a very intimate knowledge of the world of the mentally ill and of life inside of, especially, public hospitals and the way people are treated in there and the way that they try to survive in there. Victor LaValle
hospitals increase number overall
There are still a significant number of hospitals ... that are not benefiting from the overall increase in revenue. Marc Volavka
hospitals offer quite
Underperforming hospitals or units should accept that they have to improve the service they offer or that patients, quite properly, will go elsewhere. Andrew Lansley
hospitals million money pays plan shift spending state treat
The plan would shift $400 million in state spending to the partnership from money the state now pays hospitals and clinics who treat the uninsured. Janet Olszewski
hospitals nurses places problem solve train
We need nurses in all places -- in universities and in hospitals -- and the only way to solve this problem is to train more. Patti Smoake
hospitals patients result thousand
Every week, more than a thousand patients are killed in American hospitals as a result of negligence. M. Wolfe
hospitals standard sure within work
Hospitals will work to be sure that they're within the standard of care. Lee Millman
hospitals
Hospitals are making preparations to take in more of the injured. Janusz Jonczyk
hours
One of the fundamental premises of this Bible is that the gospel changes everything. If this is true, how does the gospel change the very thing we spend most of our waking hours doing - work. David Kim
hours-in-the-day balance imagine
Imagine working 20% smarter instead of 20% longer...Work-life balance and startup success at any stage aren't mutually exclusive. There are enough hours in the day to be effective and present. David Cummings
hours enticing
I would say just stop watching me, I guess, at this point. That is what I do, and it probably is, in some way, a bit of a lecture. I can see how that's not something that would be enticing for you to watch in a stand-up hour. David Cross
hours resilient great-outdoors
All those hours exploring the great outdoors made me more resilient and confident. David Suzuki
hours man spent thousands tracking
We spent thousands of man hours tracking down the problem, Mark Adams
hours born merry
To be merry best becomes you; for, out of question, you were born in a merry hour. William Shakespeare
hours love time
I love acting, but I have two little kids, and it's 14 hours a day out of the house. You don't get that time back. Gwyneth Paltrow
hours week beats
No one who works a forty hour week will ever beat me. Bill Rodgers
hours minutes macs
The Bernie Mac Show' is my life. It's the truth, and I'm not ashamed of a minute, an hour, or a second of my life. Bernie Mac
nervous poet british
In [The New Poetry] I had attacked the British poets' nervous preference for gentility above all else, and their avoidance of the uncomfortable, destructive truths both of the inner life and of the present time. Al Alvarez
nervous persons
Because I've always been a fairly nervous person. David Sedaris
nervous shows ifs
I get nervous when I don't get nervous. If I'm nervous I know I'm going to have a good show. Beyonce Knowles
nervous
I get nervous when I don't get nervous. Beyonce Knowles
nervous feels performances
Before every performance I feel nervous. Diego Boneta
nervous found enjoy
I haven't found a comfortable place onstage. I'm sure it doesn't have to be comfortable, but I'm very nervous, so I don't enjoy myself. Charlotte Gainsbourg
nervous pitch
When I was on the mound, I was pretty relaxed. I was focused. I don't know what it is, but I'm more nervous before I pitch and then after I come out of the game. When I'm in there, I don't feel any of that. Shawn Chacon
nervous
I'm nervous when taking part in any movie. Jamie Campbell Bower
nervous truth ways
Some artists are nervous - most of them are, to tell you the truth, and they have different ways of exhibiting that. Some of them are boisterous, some are really quiet. Daryl Hall
people may medical
It is astonishing how much more anxious people are to lengthen life than to improve it; and as misers often lose large sums of money in attempting to make more, so do hypochondriacs squander large sums of time in search of nostrums by which they vainly hope they may get more time to squander. Charles Caleb Colton
people solitude multitudes
A multitude of people and yet solitude. Charles Dickens
people governing whole
My faith in the people governing is, on the whole, infinitesimal; my faith in the people governed is, on the whole, illimitable. Charles Dickens
people words-of-wisdom selfishness
Others had been a little wild, which was not to be wondered at, and not very blamable; but, he had made a lamentation and uproar which it was dangerous for the people to hear, as there is always contagion in weakness and selfishness. Charles Dickens
people words-of-wisdom want
Mrs. Boffin and me, ma'am, are plain people, and we don't want to pretend to anything, nor yet to go round and round at anything because there's always a straight way to everything. Charles Dickens
people next cleanliness
Cleanliness is next to Godliness, and some people do the same by their religion. Charles Dickens
people scary alive
I have heard it said that as we keep our birthdays when we are alive, so the ghosts of dead people, who are not easy in their graves, keep the day they died upon. Charles Dickens
people enemy
Some people are nobody's enemies but their own Charles Dickens
people romance wonder-woman
Superman/Wonder Woman, people expected, I guess, a lot of romance, or maybe something that wasnt emotionally deep. Who knows? Charles Soule
spent time
I have spent more time with other people's books than with my own. I do not regret it. Italo Calvino
spent ten
We've spent almost ten years of our lives making 'Batman' films. Emma Thomas
spent week
We've spent the whole week working on defense. Everything we've been doing has been working on defense. Joe Battista
spent tent time
We've spent more time at the tent than at the games. Roger Wilson
spent time works
We've spent a lot of time together. If it works out, it would be great. E. O. Wilson
spent
We've spent $300,000 and it doesn't look much different. George Chapman
spent
If Monsieur X spent an eternity studying treatises on optics, he would never paint 'La Grande Jatte.' Felix Feneon
spent time time-and-time-management
Time spent in getting even would be better spent in getting ahead. Source Unknown
spent string theory
I spent most of my career doing high-energy physics, quarks, dark matter, string theory and so on. Geoffrey West
teaching knowledge yield
Where thou perceivest knowledge, bend the ear of attention and respect; But yield not further to the teaching, than as thy mind is warranted by reasons. Better is an obstinant disputant, that yieldeth inch by inch, Than the shallow traitor to himself, who surrendereth to half an argument. Charles Caleb Colton
teaching silence statistics
When you have nothing to say, say nothing. Charles Caleb Colton
teaching blessing what-matters
If you tell God no because He won't explain the reason He wants you to do something, you are actually hindering His blessing. But when you say yes to Him, all of heaven opens to pour out His goodness and reward your obedience. What matters more than material blessings are the things He is teaching us in our spirit. Charles Stanley
teaching thinking hands
I am content to live and die as the mere repeater of Scriptural teaching - as a person who has thought out nothing and invented nothing - but who concluded that he was to take the message from the lips of God to the best of his ability and simply to be a mouth for God to the people. - mourning much that anything of his own should come between - but never thinking that he was somehow to refine the message or to adapt it to the brilliance of this wonderful century and then to hand it out as being so much his own that he might take some share of the glory of it. Charles Spurgeon
teaching fuel sound
Rest assured that the most fervid revivalism will wear itself out in mere smoke, if it be not maintained by the fuel of teaching.... Sound teaching is the best protection for the heresies which ravage right and left among us. Charles Spurgeon
teaching sticks blisters
If there is any verse that you would like left out of the Bible, that is the verse that ought to stick to you, like a blister, until you really attend to its teaching. Charles Spurgeon
teaching economic-value america
If we are to remain preeminent in transforming knowledge into economic value, America's system of higher education must remain the world's leader in generating scientific and technological breakthrough, and in meeting the challenge to educate workers. Alan Greenspan
teaching thinking together
TV and film taught me to think cinematically. Teaching others to edit, for example, provides a great deal of insight into the millions of ways in which given elements can be put together to tell a story. Alan Bradley
teaching mean ideas
"What I've learned about teaching is to refer back to the root of that word, which is educo, which means "to pull from." Education does not mean jamming information into somebody's head. Rather, it's that ancient idea that all knowledge is within us; to teach is to help somebody pull it out of themselves." Alan Arkin
three four finished
In 1980 I finished three or four times in seventh place. Alain Prost
three balls easy
The three-ball is an easy shot if you're uncontested, but when they know you can shoot, it's a lot harder to get off. Chris Copeland
three essentials action
There are three essential factors in all human activity: spirit, materials, and action. Chiang Kai-shek
three kind i-can
I can find only three kinds of business in the Universe: mine, yours, and God's. Byron Katie
three england beats
When you beat Arsenal, they are a good three points. Bryan Robson
three
The other three have really made strides. They're consistently getting better. Bill Wright
three
We've already got three up on the board. Steve Alford
three moments hours
Preferred three hours quicker over one moment late. William Shakespeare
three kind persons
Before repeating something bad about another person, ask yourself these three questions: Is it true? Is it necessary for me to tell it? Is it kind to tell it? Charles L. Allen
weekend alive boring
Spending a weekend with Hitler would have been boring in the extreme, although you would have had a greater certainty in coming back alive. Alan Bullock
weekend winning practice
I always work the same way, starting from the beginning of the weekend, so I know at the beginning of the race, from all that I have analysed during the practice, whether I will win the race or not. Alain Prost
weekend cities california
I live in one of the coastal cities in Southern California, and every so often I like to take a walk down the boardwalk in Venice during the weekends when it is abuzz with lively activity. Al Seckel
week blur five
I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me. David Sedaris
weekend people germs
..she took pictures of germs, viruses, and people reacting to germs and viruses. On weekends, for extra money, she photographed weddings, which really wasn't that much of a stretch David Sedaris
weekend climbing safety
I am still feeling my calf strain, so I have been unable to train this week. I will again have to sit out the weekend action, but the lads are climbing ever higher to safety. David Ginola
weekend car sailing
Here in Miami, on weekends, amusement-seekers will come to the marina, set up folding chairs, and spend a highly entertaining day watching boat owners perform comical maneuvers such as forgetting to set their parking brakes and having their cars roll down the ramp and disappear, burbling gaily, below the surface. Dave Barry
week five
You'll never see me working five days a week again. Bryant Gumbel
weekend special radio
The music I was always attracted to and the shows I was really into like, you know, those weekend Don Kirshner shows, "Midnight Special," those shows, I remember watching those and the music was just on; it was the greatest radio stations. Bobby Cannavale