Quotes by 'Red Buttons'

Red Buttons

Red Buttonswas an American comedian and actor. He won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for Sayonara...

want dinner firsts

Joe Torre, who switched to first base because he didn't want to go through life as Chicken Catcher Torre. Never got a dinner!

silly men wife

The Invisible Man, who said to his wife, I don't care if it looks silly, don't stop! Never got a dinner!

sex dinner said

Burt Reynolds, great sex symbol of the movies, who said, I owe it all to one great part. Never got a dinner!

doctors dinner cold

Dolly Parton, who said to her doctor, Are you sure it's a chest cold? Never got a dinner!

dinner said amelia

Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!

rivers dinner said

Joan Rivers, who said to Marcel Marceau, Can we talk? Never got a dinner!

roots way alex

Alex Hailey, who traced his roots all the way to the back of the bus. Never got a dinner!

wife dinner lamps

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

giving dinner john-paul-ii

George W. Bush, who said to Pope John Paul II, Give us a visit, and bring the missus. Never got a dinner!

children israel dinner

Moses, who said to the children of Israel, Wear your galoshes; I never did this trick before. Never got a dinner!

people way necks

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.

kings ideas dinner

King Henry VIII, who said to his lawyer, Forget the alimony, I've got a better idea. Never got a dinner!

dad lying father

George Washington, who said to his father, Dad, if I never tell I lie, how am I ever gonna become President? Never got a dinner!