Red Buttons

Red Buttons
Red Buttonswas an American comedian and actor. He won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for Sayonara...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth5 February 1919
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
night wife bells
Alexander Graham Bell's wife, who said to Alex on their wedding night, Your three minutes are up. Never got a dinner!
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Julius Caesar's wife, who said to Julius, We are not naming our son Sid! Never got a dinner!
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Bluebeard, who said to Scottland Yard, How do I know how many wives I've killed? I'm not an accountant! Never got a dinner!
kings wife tonight
King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!
elephants wife dinner
Noah's wife, who said to Noah, Don't let the elephants watch the rabbits. Never got a dinner!
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Long John Silver's wife, Short, who said to John, If the shoe fits... Never got a dinner!
night wife dinner
Noah's wife, who said to him after 40 days and 40 nights, It's your turn to spread the papers on the floor! Never got a dinner!
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Lot, who said to his wife as she was being turned into a pillar of salt, Stop shaking! Never got a dinner!
silly men wife
The Invisible Man, who said to his wife, I don't care if it looks silly, don't stop! Never got a dinner!
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Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!
american-comedian
I'll tell you the truth; I wanted to leave me for Sid Caesar.
american-comedian eat hospitals hours nervous people spent teaching three week
Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous people how to eat jello.
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Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
booing heard last time
The last time I heard booing like that was when I was doing my act.