Quotes by 'Red Buttons'

Red Buttons

Red Buttonswas an American comedian and actor. He won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for Sayonara...

groups dinner alimony

Zsa Zsa Gabor, the only woman ever to apply for group alimony. Never got a dinner!

son wife dinner

Julius Caesar's wife, who said to Julius, We are not naming our son Sid! Never got a dinner!

ice dinner captains

The captain of the Titanic, who said to room service, Who sent for all this ice? Never got a dinner!

girl mother dinner

Jack the Ripper's mother, who said to Jack, How come I never see you with the same girl twice? Never got a dinner!

white dinner rays

Ray Charles, who said to Stevie Wonder, Maybe we're white. Never got a dinner!

queens dinner world-is-round

Christopher Columbus, who said to Queen Isabella, No, you got it wrong! The world is round. You're flat! Never got a dinner!

asking dinner lasts

Simon Peter, who embarrassed the other disciples at the Last Supper by asking for seconds. Never got a dinner!

baby new-baby dinner

Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, Is all that for me? Never got a dinner!

people dinner

Some of the most famous people in history never got a dinner!

dinner today hong-kong

The Mayor of Hong Kong, who said Can't work today. Have American flu. Never got a dinner!

dinner said

Crispus Attucks, who said, Don't shoot till you see the whites! Never got a dinner!

half dinner looks

Moshe Dayan, who said to Sammy Davis, Jr., That's funny, to me you only look half Jewish. Never got a dinner!

sea dinner red

Moses, who said when the Red Sea parted, What the hell was that? I was just going in for a dip! Never got a dinner!

dinner needs said

Lee Iacocca, who said to Dolly Parton, Why do you need an airbag? Never got a dinner!