Red Buttons

Red Buttons
Red Buttonswas an American comedian and actor. He won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for Sayonara...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth5 February 1919
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
dinner hats ears
Vincent Van Gogh, who said to the hat salesman, I like it, but it keeps sliding over my ear. Never got a dinner!
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Sleeping Beauty, who said to Prince Charming, Are you sure all we did was kiss? Never got a dinner!
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Captain Hook's mother, who said to Little Hook, For God sakes, don't scratch it! Never got a dinner!
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Long John Silver's wife, Short, who said to John, If the shoe fits... Never got a dinner!
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E.T., who said to Phyllis Diller, You look weird. Never got a dinner!
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Rip Van Winkle, who said, Don't make the bed; I'm just going to the bathroom. Never got a dinner!
night wife dinner
Noah's wife, who said to him after 40 days and 40 nights, It's your turn to spread the papers on the floor! Never got a dinner!
funny travel brother
Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?"
house maids littles
Maid Marion, who said to Robin Hood, I will not live in a house with a Little John. Never got a dinner!
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If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!
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Saint Christopher, who said, Where can I get a Frank Sinatra medal? Never got a dinner!
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Venus de Milo's mother, who once said to Venus, You never call me. Can't you pick up a phone? Never got a dinner!
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Jacques Cousteau, the last man to see Jimmy Hoffa. Never got a dinner!
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John Wilkes Booth, who said, Sorry, I thought he was a critic. Never got a dinner!