Famous Quotes & Sayings

Ian Botham

I don't ask my wife to face Michael Holding, so there's no reason why I should be changing nappies

Ian Bogost

There are also many things my wife can't stand about me, and there are certain capacities that she has that are different than mine. The trick is to find compatibilities.

Ian Bogost

My wife, there's certain kinds of housework that she just doesn't see as necessary to do in the way that I do. Things like the state of our closet or where things are in the kitchen. I have this almost unhealthily obsessive desire to have things in their place and she just totally doesn't. And this is a potential point of conflict, of course.

Horace

He tells old wives' tales much to the point.

Homer

My wife's not some doobie to be passed around! I took a vow on our wedding day to bogart her for life.

Homer

…but there they lay, sprawled across the field, craved far more by the vultures than by wives.

Evel Knievel

My wife and I, we like to ride where there's not much traffic.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

We acknowledge that we should not talk of our wives; but we seem not to know that we should talk still less of ourselves.

Etgar Keret

Collaborating with your wife is amazing because you are doing something together with a person you truly love and know and discover things about her in that process which you have never had discovered on other circumstances.

Christian Bale

In everyday life, my wife is the most wonderful. We're in love with each other beyond belief.

Chris Paul

I trust my wife more than I trust myself.

Chris Pratt

Actors come up and just blatantly hit on my wife in front of me and don't even look at me.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

Don't say 'wife.' I'm your mistress. Wife's such an ugly word. Your 'permanent mistress' is so much more tangible and desirable… .

George W. Bush

The best thing about my family is my wife. She is a great first lady. I know that sounds not very objective, but that's how I feel. And she's also patient. Putting up with me requires a lot of patience.

Plutarch

Pittacus said, "Every one of you hath his particular plague, and my wife is mine; and he is very happy who hath this only".

Plutarch

Caesar's wife should be above suspicion.

Plutarch

As to Caesar, when he was called upon, he gave no testimony against Clodius, nor did he affirm that he was certain of any injury done to his bed. He only said, He had divorced Pompeia because the wife of Caesar ought not only to be clear of such a crime, but of the very suspicion of it.

Plutarch

Julius Caesar divorced his wife Pompeia, but declared at the trial that he knew nothing of what was alleged against her and Clodius. When asked why, in that case, he had divorced her, he replied: Because I would have the chastity of my wife clear even of suspicion.

Mick Ralphs

Since I've got on the Internet, it's opened a whole world of wasted time for me. My wife says she's an Internet widow.

Katherine Heigl

I'm not very good at being a wife because I break all the rules.

Sugar Ray Leonard

They say that I'm stubborn, and my wife says that, too, but it's paid off so far.

Quentin Tarantino

If you were a U.S. Cavalry guy and you thought you were going to be captured by the Apaches, you might kill yourself. If they were with their wives and they thought they were going to be captured, they would shoot their wives for fear of the Apaches getting them.

Ted Haggard

I am steady with my wife. I'm faithful to my wife.

Richard Roeper

I loved watching classics such as 'Casablanca' and goofball comedies such as 'How To Murder Your Wife' on WGN-TV.

Richard Le Gallienne

The soul's a sort of sentimental wife, That prays and whimpers of the higher life.

Michaela Watkins

When I got Trophy Wife, the first fear is, This could go away; the second is, Its here and I love it; I hope it gets a second season.

Philip Sidney

Who doth desire that chaste his wife should be, first be he true, for truth doth truth deserve.

John Stuart Mill

No slave is a slave to the same lengths, and in so full a sense of the word, as a wife is.

Miles Davis

Sometimes [playing free] doesn't happen, because maybe a guy's wife'll come in, you know, and his ego will catch him. If everybody's completely just straight-without any old ladies over here, a fourth of whisky over there; if it's balanced right, it'll come off. It has to be. But when you get egos involved with playing free, you can't do it.

Jorge Posada

What people might find surprising: I taught my wife to change diapers when we had our first.

Lucy Maud Montgomery

Nathan always believed his wife was trying to poison him but he didn't seem to mind. He said it made life kind of exciting.

Louise Bogan

O fortunate bride, who never again will become elated after childbirth! O lucky older wife, who has been cured of feeling unwanted!