Famous Quotes & Sayings

Emo Philips

I'll do anything for my wife, it's turning out.

Emo Philips

I never cheated on my wife. I took seriously those vows of celibacy.

Louis Pasteur

I have the faith of a Breton peasant and by the time I die I hope to have the faith of a Breton peasant's wife.

Harry Redknapp

Journalist: 'Have you received any death threats?' Harry Redknapp: 'Only from the wife when I didn't do the washing up!'.

J. K. Rowling

Warlock D. J. Prod of Didsbury says: “My wife used to sneer at my feeble charms, but one month into your fabulous Kwikspell course and I succeeded in turning her into a yak! Thank you, Kwikspell!

H. L. Mencken

Wife: a former sweetheart.

Ray Bradbury

You're peculiar, you're aggravating, yet you're easy to forgive. You say you're seventeen?..How odd. How strange. And my wife thirty and yet you seem so much older at times. I can't get over it.

Ralph Nader

Young wives are the leading asset of corporate power. They want the suburbs, a house, a settled life, and respectability. They want society to see that they have exchanged themselves for something of value.

George Stigler

I met my wife, Margaret L. Mack, at the University of Chicago. We were married in 1936. She died in 1970.

Chris Rock

Just to be clear, Ray Rice was not fired for beating his wife. He was fired because a video of him beating his wife was released.

Chris Martin

I never talk about my wife: we're both in public professions but we try to keep our private life private.

Gertrude Stein

There is no such thing as being good to your wife.

Gerard Way

My wife totally backs the way I am on stage; that's one of the amazing things about her. I have 120 per cent respect for her when I'm on stage, so there are definitely certain things I would never do.

Hal Roach

My wife converted me to religion. I never believed in hell until I married her.

Greta Garbo

I cannot see myself as a wife. Ugly word.

Gordie Howe

I helped put in a rink in Cadillac, Michigan, when my wife was very healthy. She helped them put it in and the rink is going full-bore the last time I was there.

Georgette Heyer

Eccentricity may be diverting, Mama, but it is out of place in a wife: certainly in my wife!

Jim Gaffigan

My wife's gotten really lazy, or as she calls it, 'pregnant.'

Jim Gaffigan

I married a woman who loves to camp, and I am what you would call "indoorsy"... My wife always brings up, "Camping's a tradition in my family." Hey, it was a tradition in everyone's family 'til we came up with the house.

Jim Gaffigan

My wife told me that in the Bible, Abraham circumcised himself... wow! I can't even get to the bank before it closes.

Jennifer Lopez

It's like every day is the worst day of your life. And you're trapped and you're scared and you have to portray those emotions in every take and really take yourself to those places. (about her role as an abused wife in ENOUGH.

Jeff Foxworthy

If you break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you.

Jeff Foxworthy

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.

Jamelia

Footballers wives are like leeches, feeding off their partners success. I don't want to be a footballer's wife.

Jackie Mason

A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval.

James Denton

My wife is really unhappy with my agent. But I'm the big winner.

James Brown

I got a wife who likes expensive things, so she takes all the cash.

Jacques Delors

Contrary to what people say, my wife never turned me away from the presidency. She told me to reflect on it and do what I wanted.

J. B. Morton

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.

Jerry Goldsmith

My wife has them all in a vault... a copy of every album.

Jeremy Clarkson

I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.

Gisele Bundchen

If you have your wife, and you are proud of something she's done, wouldn't you go and support her in something? That is what I was trying to do.

Homaro Cantu

My wife and I are always concerned about how long it's going to take to eat out. You just don't know.