Famous Quotes & Sayings

Jim Gaffigan

I married a woman who loves to camp, and I am what you would call "indoorsy"... My wife always brings up, "Camping's a tradition in my family." Hey, it was a tradition in everyone's family 'til we came up with the house.

Jim Gaffigan

My wife told me that in the Bible, Abraham circumcised himself... wow! I can't even get to the bank before it closes.

Jennifer Lopez

It's like every day is the worst day of your life. And you're trapped and you're scared and you have to portray those emotions in every take and really take yourself to those places. (about her role as an abused wife in ENOUGH.

Jeff Foxworthy

If you break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you.

Jeff Foxworthy

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.

Jamelia

Footballers wives are like leeches, feeding off their partners success. I don't want to be a footballer's wife.

Jackie Mason

A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval.

Chris Rock

Just to be clear, Ray Rice was not fired for beating his wife. He was fired because a video of him beating his wife was released.

Chris Martin

I never talk about my wife: we're both in public professions but we try to keep our private life private.

George McGovern

I met my wife in South Dakota.

Franz Grillparzer

I understand the phrase "Honor the Women" all too well: the poet has probably a wife of his own, but he prefers to honor another.

Jeb Bush

My wife and I are living large in our beloved Miami and I'm working on the things that are important to me.

George Herbert

He that takes not up a pin, slights his wife.

Christian Bale

In everyday life, my wife is the most wonderful. We're in love with each other beyond belief.

Chris Paul

I trust my wife more than I trust myself.

Chris Pratt

Actors come up and just blatantly hit on my wife in front of me and don't even look at me.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

Don't say 'wife.' I'm your mistress. Wife's such an ugly word. Your 'permanent mistress' is so much more tangible and desirable… .

George W. Bush

The best thing about my family is my wife. She is a great first lady. I know that sounds not very objective, but that's how I feel. And she's also patient. Putting up with me requires a lot of patience.

George Stigler

I met my wife, Margaret L. Mack, at the University of Chicago. We were married in 1936. She died in 1970.

Evel Knievel

My wife and I, we like to ride where there's not much traffic.

Homaro Cantu

My wife and I are always concerned about how long it's going to take to eat out. You just don't know.

Ian Botham

I don't ask my wife to face Michael Holding, so there's no reason why I should be changing nappies

Ian Bogost

There are also many things my wife can't stand about me, and there are certain capacities that she has that are different than mine. The trick is to find compatibilities.

Ian Bogost

My wife, there's certain kinds of housework that she just doesn't see as necessary to do in the way that I do. Things like the state of our closet or where things are in the kitchen. I have this almost unhealthily obsessive desire to have things in their place and she just totally doesn't. And this is a potential point of conflict, of course.

Gena Showalter

When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?” (…) A sigh of longing. “To be honest, I wanted to be ruler of the entire world. Or the ruler’s trophy wife.

Thomas Fuller

First get an absolute conquest over thyself, and then thou wilt easily govern thy wife.

There's only one thing wrong with wife swapping. You get another wife.

Bob Feller

I'm not PC, ... My wife is PC, but I am not.

Buzz Bissinger

If you leave your wife and you don't ever contact her again, that says something about how you felt about the marriage.

Buzz Aldrin

My petite little platinum blonde beauty of a wife suddenly turned into a public-relations dynamo. "The business is Buzz!" she proclaimed, and indeed so it became.

Buzz Aldrin

I didn't start skiing until I was 50. My wife Lois taught me how to ski. I'm proficiently conservative.

Buck Henry

Sharon Stone has the kind of face I'd leave my wife for. Since I'm not married, I'll have to leave someone else's wife.