Famous Quotes & Sayings

Henny Youngman

I miss my wife's cooking, as often as I can

Henny Youngman

Take my wife... Please!

Henny Youngman

My wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does!

Henny Youngman

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Henny Youngman

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did

Henny Youngman

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

George Herbert

He that takes not up a pin, slights his wife.

George McGovern

I met my wife in South Dakota.

Franz Grillparzer

I understand the phrase "Honor the Women" all too well: the poet has probably a wife of his own, but he prefers to honor another.

J. B. Smoove

My wife is a vegetarian. When my wife is with me, I eat vegetarian. When she's not, I eat meat. I'm just being honest.

J. B. Smoove

My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing. I power wash everything: my wife, the mailman with the f-cking mail, power wash his ass, f-ck my mail up, I don't care.

Gena Showalter

When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?” (…) A sigh of longing. “To be honest, I wanted to be ruler of the entire world. Or the ruler’s trophy wife.

Erica Jong

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates (470-399 B.C.) "Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't

Eminem

I don't need a tank top to be a wife beater

Guy Ritchie

I can understand that the whole world is interested in my wife Madonna. That's even why I married her.

Greg Fitzsimmons

Lieutenant Governor Paterson - blind, black guy - gets sworn in. First thing he says is, 'By the way, cheated on my wife. Let's just get that out in the open right now.' He didn't need to admit that. He's blind. Could have said it was an accident.

Ilie Nastase

Whoever stole it is spending less money than my wife.

Jack Nicklaus

We [with my wife] felt like we had the ability to help people not just on a local basis, but on a national basis.

Jeb Bush

My wife and I are living large in our beloved Miami and I'm working on the things that are important to me.

Jerry Lee Lewis

When they look back on me I want 'em to remember me not for all my wives, although I've had a few, and certainly not for any mansions or high livin' money I made and spent. I want 'em to remember me simply for my music.

Jeff Bridges

I have my prized possession in my wallet. That's a photograph of the first words I ever uttered to my wife, and her answer to my question when I asked her, "Will you go out with me?"

Jeff Bridges

My wife holds the kite strings that let me go 'weeeeeee', then she reels me back in.

Jeff Bridges

When I'm working, I'm very purposeful and everything else gets out of focus. Something I've had to work on together with my wife is how to acknowledge each other in the midst of this and keep the relationship going.

Neil Diamond

I've finally found somebody who's up to the task of being my wife, because I'm very ... high maintenance.

John Waters

I really didn't have any bad hitchhiking experiences. The only bad experiences were standing by the road for 10 hours. I never thought I'd get a ride with a ministers wife or a coalminer or a Republican elected official. It was all pleasant surprises. The only drag was the waiting.

John Steinbeck

We value virtue but do not discuss it. The honest bookkeeper, the faithful wife, the earnest scholar get little of our attention compared to the embezzler, the tramp, the cheat.

Martin Luther

The word and works of God is quite clear, that women were made either to be wives or prostitutes.

Martin Luther

I cannot forbid a person to marry several wives, for it does not contradict Scripture.

Sebastian Junger

My wife, Daniela, and I live in an old house from 1810 with three fireplaces at the end of a dead-end dirt road on Cape Cod, so I turn the trees into firewood for us and a friend of mine sells the rest.

Scott Simon

I've always been passionate about what I do and want to do it well, ... My wife says she's a widow to the computer.

Martha Smith

There are all kinds of letters and protests that come from, not surprisingly, Japanese fishermen, the fishermen's wives; there are student groups, all different types of people; the protest against the Americans' use of the Pacific for nuclear testing.

Mark Consuelos

My wife is so funny and talented and never lets anybody fail next to her.

Michael Flatley

I'm at a stage in my life when I want a wife and a family.