Famous Quotes & Sayings

Sarah Palin

There were times (during my early campaigns) when I thought, "You know what I could really use? A wife."

Kurt Vonnegut

All male writers, incidentally, no matter how broke or otherwise objectionable, have pretty wives. Somebody should look into this.

William Shakespeare

Should all despair That have revolted wives, the tenth of mankind Would hang themselves.

Bill Shankly

I was the best manager in Britain because I was never devious or cheated anyone. I’d break my wife’s legs if I played against her, but I’d never cheat her.

Bill Cosby

With my wife Camille's help, I took to social networking. I'm working with the computers.

Bill Burr

I'm not easy to live with. My wife is a saint.

Ashton Kutcher

When your wife calls, you have to take it, no matter what you're doing.

my wife in the back of the head.

My wife woke up and said 'holy smoke' -- and she wasn't kidding.

Bill Gross

Whenever I read the newspaper, I say to myself, 'At least my wife loves me.'

Chelsea Handler

Anyone who is friends with Bill Clinton shouldn't be telling their wife about it.

Billy Sunday

Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.

Ray Liotta

My wife read Narc as well and was really into it.

We were going to go this October, but my wife got pregnant.

Baz Luhrmann

My wife is the fact-checker, I'm in the story telling business.

Joanne Harris

Library-denigrators, pay heed: suggesting that the Internet is a viable substitute for libraries is like saying porn could replace your wife.

James Lipton

Always accepting the greatest joy of all is the time that I get to spend with my wife.

James M. Barrie

A loving wife is better than making 50 in cricket, or even 99, beyond that I will not go.

Joe Nichols

Everything that's cool that happens, I look at my wife and I say, 'We need to enjoy this moment right here! This is really special!'

John N. Mitchell

Not much more can happen to you after you lose your reputation and your wife.

John Bercow

Sally is my wife, but not my chattel or my property.

Jimmy Fallon

I'd be nothing without my wife. She's the coolest. She's the greatest. She is the smartest. She's the funniest. I love her so much. She's like the - it's like your best friend for the rest of your life.

Jorge Posada

What people might find surprising: I taught my wife to change diapers when we had our first.

Kenneth Noland

I met David Smith through my former wife, Cornelia, who'd studied with him.

Lou Holtz

My wife doesn't even want to spend 2 hours with me.

Lord Chesterfield

Our prejudices are our mistresses; reason is at best our wife, very often heard indeed, but seldom minded.

Gail Carriger

What’s wrong with you? Are you ill? I forbid you to be ill, wife.

Frank McCourt

I can't go too much into my domestic life because there are ex-wives ready to do me in.

Orson Pratt

Each succeeding generation of Gods follow the example of the preceding ones: each generation have their wives, who raise up from the fruit of their loins immortal spirits: when their families become numerous, they organize new worlds for them. [T]hey place their families upon the same.

Orlando Bloom

I just keep pinching myself that that's my wife.

Novak Djokovic

I'm very fortunate to have the support of the people around me, I feel happy because my wife helps me and people who are close.

Eric Roberts

And I'm as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being.

Joe Torre

My wife accuses me - and she's probably right - that I'm sometimes oversensitive.