Famous Quotes & Sayings

John McCain

I am a illiterate that has to rely on my wife for all of the assistance I can get.

John Hodgman

I made an impulse buy of a house in Maine to make my wife happy and now have gone back into debt and it's all started over for me.

John Gutfreund

I have never been a social lion; I was misidentified as one because I have a very attractive second wife.

Eleanor Roosevelt

I have often thought that less is expected of the president of a great corporation than of an American wife.

Eleanor Roosevelt

I was perfectly certain that I had nothing to offer of an individual nature and that my only chance of doing my duty as the wife of a public official was to do exactly as the majority of women were doing ...

Gertrude Stein

There is no such thing as being good to your wife.

Gerard Way

My wife totally backs the way I am on stage; that's one of the amazing things about her. I have 120 per cent respect for her when I'm on stage, so there are definitely certain things I would never do.

Hal Roach

My wife converted me to religion. I never believed in hell until I married her.

Greta Garbo

I cannot see myself as a wife. Ugly word.

Gordie Howe

I helped put in a rink in Cadillac, Michigan, when my wife was very healthy. She helped them put it in and the rink is going full-bore the last time I was there.

Georgette Heyer

Eccentricity may be diverting, Mama, but it is out of place in a wife: certainly in my wife!

Jerry Goldsmith

My wife has them all in a vault... a copy of every album.

Jeremy Clarkson

I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.

Ernie Wise

I met my wife, Doreen, who was a dancer in the show.

Henny Youngman

Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

Henny Youngman

I have terrible luck. Last week my chauffeur ran off without my wife.

Henny Youngman

My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.

Henny Youngman

My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.

Henny Youngman

I miss my wife's cooking, as often as I can

Henny Youngman

Take my wife... Please!

Henny Youngman

My wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does!

Henny Youngman

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Henny Youngman

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did

Henny Youngman

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

James Denton

My wife is really unhappy with my agent. But I'm the big winner.

James Brown

I got a wife who likes expensive things, so she takes all the cash.

Jacques Delors

Contrary to what people say, my wife never turned me away from the presidency. She told me to reflect on it and do what I wanted.

J. B. Morton

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.

Jerry Lee Lewis

When they look back on me I want 'em to remember me not for all my wives, although I've had a few, and certainly not for any mansions or high livin' money I made and spent. I want 'em to remember me simply for my music.

Jeff Bridges

I have my prized possession in my wallet. That's a photograph of the first words I ever uttered to my wife, and her answer to my question when I asked her, "Will you go out with me?"

Jeff Bridges

My wife holds the kite strings that let me go 'weeeeeee', then she reels me back in.

Jeff Bridges

When I'm working, I'm very purposeful and everything else gets out of focus. Something I've had to work on together with my wife is how to acknowledge each other in the midst of this and keep the relationship going.

Jim Gaffigan

My wife's gotten really lazy, or as she calls it, 'pregnant.'