Famous Quotes & Sayings

Etgar Keret

Collaborating with your wife is amazing because you are doing something together with a person you truly love and know and discover things about her in that process which you have never had discovered on other circumstances.

Cassandra Clare

Will you do me the honor of being my wife?

Gilbert K. Chesterton

It was not the house that grew dull, but I that grew dull in it. My wife was better than all women, and yet I could not feel it.

Fred Saberhagen

Only towards the end of this process are any of the chapters in fully readable condition, a state of affairs that used to alarm my wife. But Joan's got used to it.

Jim Bouton

Back then, if you had a sore arm, the only people concerned were you and your wife. Now it's you, your wife, your agent, your investment counselor, your stockbroker, and your publisher.

Jean Anouilh

One can be a patriot, you know, without making one's wife join the breadline.

Jay McInerney

My former wife is a very eccentric woman, which is why I still love her.

Jay Leno

John Kerry's wife Teresa Heinz is on the cover of Newsweek magazine this week and they said that if he is elected president, she will be the oldest first lady in American history. But that doesn't bother John Kerry, he said, 'To me, she looks like a million bucks'

Kim Stanley Robinson

The Quran says nothing about the veil, except for an injunction to veil the bosom, which is obvious. As for the face, Muhammad's wife Khadijeh never wore the veil, nor did the other wives of the Prophet after Khadijeh died. [...] The ulema have twisted the Quran with their hadith, always twisting it toward those in power, until the message Muhammad laid out so clearly, straight from God, has been reversed, and good Muslim women are made like slaves again, or worse.

Kevin Federline

I don't get any money from my wife.

Kathleen Hanna

You have these Stepford wives who are negating other women. But that's their job. [Donald] Trump is the one who is to blame, no matter how much I enjoy watching his surrogates fail massively.

Joseph Joubert

One can with dignity be wife and widow but once.

Mohsin Hamid

Childbirth changed my perception of my wife. She was now the bloodied special forces soldier who had fought and risked everything for our family.

H. L. Mencken

Wife: a former sweetheart.

Howard Shore

I live in Tuxedo Park, N.Y. and spend time in the West Village, where my wife Elizabeth Cotnoir, a writer-producer and documentary filmmaker, has an office.

Honore de Balzac

A married woman is a slave you must know how to seat upon a throne.

Ice Cube

I don't do much cooking, but one of my favorite dishes to eat is my wife's macaroni and cheese.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

We acknowledge that we should not talk of our wives; but we seem not to know that we should talk still less of ourselves.

Horace

He tells old wives' tales much to the point.

Homer

My wife's not some doobie to be passed around! I took a vow on our wedding day to bogart her for life.

Homer

…but there they lay, sprawled across the field, craved far more by the vultures than by wives.

Erica Jong

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates (470-399 B.C.) "Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't

Eminem

I don't need a tank top to be a wife beater

Jason Priestley

I'm from Canada and my wife is from St. Albans, so I feel a great kinship with the Brits.

Ilie Nastase

Whoever stole it is spending less money than my wife.

Jack Nicklaus

We [with my wife] felt like we had the ability to help people not just on a local basis, but on a national basis.

J. B. Smoove

My wife is a vegetarian. When my wife is with me, I eat vegetarian. When she's not, I eat meat. I'm just being honest.

J. B. Smoove

My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing. I power wash everything: my wife, the mailman with the f-cking mail, power wash his ass, f-ck my mail up, I don't care.

Guy Ritchie

I can understand that the whole world is interested in my wife Madonna. That's even why I married her.

Greg Fitzsimmons

Lieutenant Governor Paterson - blind, black guy - gets sworn in. First thing he says is, 'By the way, cheated on my wife. Let's just get that out in the open right now.' He didn't need to admit that. He's blind. Could have said it was an accident.

Chris Carpenter

I told my wife I didn't want to do it anymore, ... I wanted to come home.

Lucy Maud Montgomery

Nathan always believed his wife was trying to poison him but he didn't seem to mind. He said it made life kind of exciting.

Louise Bogan

O fortunate bride, who never again will become elated after childbirth! O lucky older wife, who has been cured of feeling unwanted!