![She [my wife] has had a Caesarean, so she can't bend over. It's a good excuse [for not changing nappies], I suppose.](/assets/img/quote-photos/she-my-wife-has-had-a-caesarean-so-she-cant-bend-over-its-a-good-excuse-fo.jpg)
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