Famous Quotes & Sayings

Katy Perry

You know you're living right when you wake up, brush your hair - and confetti falls out!

Ralph Klein

A fine city with too many socialists and mosquitoes. At least you can spray the mosquitoes.

Ralph Kiner

On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Beauty is an outward gift, which is seldom despised, except by those to whom it has been refused.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

The torpid artist seeks inspiration at any cost, by virtue or by vice, by friend or by fiend, by prayer or by wine.

Savannah Guthrie

I've tried many different types of alarm apps, but the tried and true is the iPhone alarm. I like it because you can label your alarms. For my personal amusement, I've labeled them 3 a.m. for 'ridiculously early,' 3:30 is just 'early,' and 4 is 'slacker.'

Lily Tomlin

You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.

Lily Tomlin

We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.

Lily Tomlin

Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.

Lily Tomlin

If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.

Lily Tomlin

I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.

Lily Tomlin

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

Lily Tomlin

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Liam Neeson

I don't think I'm funny.

Liam Neeson

It's funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have.

Les Dawson

Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.

Les Dawson

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'

Les Dawson

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

Les Dawson

I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it.

Lenny Bruce

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.

Lenny Bruce

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.

Lenny Bruce

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

Lenny Bruce

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

Lenny Bruce

Communism is like one big phone company.

Lenny Bruce

Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.

Lenny Kravitz

I identify more with women than with men. I guess I have a strong feminine side.

Lenny Kravitz

The fans of 'The Hunger Games,' of the book, are very passionate. It's funny: Even at my concerts there are people holding up 'Cinna' signs.

Lenny Kravitz

I'm half Jewish, I'm half black, I look in-between. I dress funny. I play all these different styles of music on one record. It's like, What is he doing?

Lee Iacocca

We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?

Laurie Halse Anderson

Homework is not an option. My bed is sending out serious nap rays. I can't help myself. The fluffy pillows and warm comforter are more powerful than I am. I have no choice but to snuggle under the covers.

LaToya London

It's funny, we all really, really got along. I don't know how it was in years past but this year, I was really with a good group of people. No one tried to sabotage each other or steal the other ones moments.

Terry Venables

If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.

Terry Pratchett

There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.