Famous Quotes & Sayings

Phyllis Diller

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Phyllis Diller

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Phyllis Diller

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

Rabindranath Tagore

It is very simple to be happy, but it is very difficult to be simple.

Queen Elizabeth II

Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and of family disagreements.

Puff Daddy

I felt like my vote was the vote that put [Obama] into office. It was down to one vote, and that was going to be my vote. And that may not be true, but that's how much power it felt like I had.

Queen Latifah

I am not one to turn down macaroni and cheese, even late at night. I love Italian food. I love pasta... A refrigerator full of water and Gatorade? Honey, that's just not gonna happen.

Ted Williams

If you don't think too good, don't think too much.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

The secret of ugliness consists not in irregularity, but in being uninteresting.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

People do not deserve good writing, they are so pleased with bad.

Shania Twain

Yes, you can lose somebody overnight, yes, your whole life can be turned upside down. Life is short. It can come and go like a feather in the wind.

Shania Twain

I think there's something odd about eating another living anything.

Si Robertson

What I tell young couples that are getting married is: you're going to have quarrels, and on some things, you're just going to have to agree to disagree. And when you go to bed at night, kiss each other and tell each other that you love each other. Don't go to bed mad. Life is too short. Keep it simple.

Shimon Peres

Television has made dictatorship impossible but democracy unbearable.

Shaquille O'Neal

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Shaquille O'Neal

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

Shaquille O'Neal

I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.

Shaquille O'Neal

I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself.

Shaquille O'Neal

I feel like Bill Walton - old and shitty.

Seymour Cray

#3 pencils and quadrille pads.

Lewis Mumford

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.

Leslie Fiedler

I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake.

Leslie Fiedler

It's funny to be a critic.

Lee Majors

Clint Eastwood's a good friend, too - he and I used to play in softball games together.

Lawrence Ferlinghetti

If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.

Lawrence Durrell

I'm trying to die correctly, but it's very difficult, you know.

Laura Prepon

Well, the clothes are really cool that we wear. The sets are so funny, because it's like everything is so real.

Larry David

I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people.

Larry David

You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.

Larry David

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

Larry David

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Larry David

I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.

Larry David

I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.