Quotes about funny
funny witty book
I read part of it all the way through. Samuel Goldwyn
funny witty humorous
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead. Samuel Goldwyn
funny movie silly
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. Samuel Goldwyn
funny witty dancing
Modern dancing is old fashioned. Samuel Goldwyn
funny movie workout
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad. Samuel Goldwyn
funny work stupid
We're overpaying him, but he's worth it. Samuel Goldwyn
funny witty years
I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years. Samuel Goldwyn
funny witty impossible
It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities. Samuel Goldwyn
funny witty comedy
Our comedies are not to be laughed at. Samuel Goldwyn
funny happiness witty
If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive. Samuel Goldwyn
funny witty may
I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong. Samuel Goldwyn
funny tired humor
I seated ugliness on my knee, and almost immediately grew tired of it. Salvador Dali
funny witty work
At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. Salvador Dali
funny music sarcastic
Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it. Salvador Dali
funny men thinking
I've dated some women who have turned me on to some funny things that are strange for men to actually do, but these things have become part of my process. I think the things I do for my appearance help make me look better. I even colour my hair because I like how it makes me look. Ryan Seacrest
funny life men
A man should control his life. Mine is controlling me. Rudolph Valentino
funny-marriage kitchen stuff
I'm going to get married again because I'm more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff. Wendy Liebman
funny guy television
I don't like to channel surf. You guys like it, don't you. You guys like to change the channel. We like to change you. Wendy Liebman
funny-family comedy shows
I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business. Wanda Sykes
funny-inspirational breast-cancer unhappy
I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance. Wanda Sykes
funny-life vampire apocalypse
If the apocalypse comes...beep me! Joss Whedon
funny humor method
An infallible method of conciliating a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured. Konrad Adenauer
funny lazy-people want
I can't relate to lazy people. We don't speak the same language. I don't understand you. I don't want to understand you. Kobe Bryant
funny basketball sports
These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess. Kobe Bryant
funny feelings world
There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. Kevin James
funny football team
They're the second best team in the world, and there's no higher praise than that. Kevin Keegan
funny scratches kind
I work in a "you scratch my back, and I'll stab yours" kind of a place. Kevin Kelly
funny wake-up comedy
How the hell do you wake up dead? Kevin Hart
funny baby men
My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven. Kevin Hart
funny missing hell
What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you 'turn up missing'? Kevin Hart
funny-things voice people
What has been happening more lately - of course, I also put in my bio, I say I do the voice of Goliath, but some people go - you know, I say something, and it's a funny thing when you work in this business, people will talk out loud in front of you like you're not there. Keith David
funny kids rapper
I was a hop-around. I hung out with the rockabilly crew, the guys who were trying to be rappers, the funny kids. Katy Perry
funny dumb lilies
I'm like a fatter version of Amy Winehouse and a skinnier version of Lily Allen. Katy Perry