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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
lollipop artemis-fowl artemis
I don't like lollipops. Eoin Colfer
lollipop red licking
It almost felt like she was sucking it all out of me, like she sucked on that sticky red lollipop, the one she kept licking as she drove. Kami Garcia
garbage
Where's your garbage chute, Gordo? This one's for Mel. Mel Lastman
garbage lose
What a garbage way to lose the game. Joe Borowski
garbage-cans guy punk
A guy walks up to me and asks, "What's Punk?". So I kick over a garbage can and say. "That's punk!". So he kicks over the garbage can and says, "That's Punk?", and I say, "No that's trendy! Billie Joe Armstrong
garbage-cans world rooms
The whole world is our dining room, but be careful: it is also our garbage can Ashleigh Brilliant
garbage good looking man missing notice romance smiled step turn
So I step out of the shower, and I look out the window, and I notice the garbage man looking right in at me. So I say, 'Did you get a good look?' and he says, 'Not completely, turn around.' Then he smiled and he was missing a tooth, and that's when the romance went right out of it. Peri Gilpin
garbage knights metal played round summer swords using week
One summer we played for a week at being Knights of the Round Table, using broom handles as swords and lances and metal garbage can lids as shields. Terry Brooks
garbage people problem service somebody throw
The only problem we have with this is the people who don't get garbage service that take their garbage and throw it in somebody else's bin.
garbage green landfill pay recycle schools
If all schools were green schools, we would recycle a lot more. If we keep on like we're going, the landfill will fill up in 14 years and we'll have to pay more for garbage and it will be bad.
garbage tebow mark
The Jets tried this whole garbage with Tim Tebow and Mark Sanchez and it got them nowhere, Donovan McNabb