Quotes about funny
funny time elderly
Old age is ready to undertake tasks that youth shirked because they would take too long. W. Somerset Maugham
funny reflection giving
The Americans, who are the most efficient people on the earth, have carried [phrase-making] to such a height of perfection and have invented so wide a range of pithy and hackneyed phrases that they can carry on an amusing and animated conversation without giving a moment’s reflection to what they are saying and so leave their minds free to consider the more important matters of big business and fornication.
funny cute sarcastic
Just because the kid's cute, doesn't mean you're not the father. Will Smith
funny sarcastic sorry
Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
funny sarcastic driving
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't driving around on a bus and having a campfire kind of adding to the environment problem?
funny husband fall
The only man you will ever get is some fool named Grady who falls asleep in his soup.
funny inspiration humor
Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.
funny humor needs
You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut. Warren Buffett
funny motivation business
Only when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked.
funny life money
The only time to buy these is on a day with no 'y' in it.
funny-inspirational business war
Our favorite holding period is forever.
funny money business
It's better to hang out with people better than you. Pick out associates whose behavior is better than yours and you'll drift in that direction.
funny success money
Rule No.1: Never lose money. Rule No.2: Never forget rule No.1.
funny dumb information
We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. Vlade Divac
funny scandal youth
In my youth I hoped to do great things; now I shall be satisfied to get through without scandal. Walter Bagehot
funny humor programming
Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded. Virginia Woolf
funny friendship death
I have lost friends, some by death...others by sheer inability to cross the street.
funny pimples insult
[Ulysses is] the work of a queasy undergraduate scratching his pimples.
funny art pain
On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.
funny-work technology men
The best computer is a man, and it’s the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. Wernher von Braun
funny hilarious ireland-and-the-irish
Dublin university contains the cream of Ireland: Rich and thick. Samuel Beckett
funny jobs truth
I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job. Samuel Goldwyn
funny movie witty
Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success.
funny witty war
Don't worry about the war. It's all over but the shooting.
funny science men
Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
funny sarcastic witty
For your information, I would like to ask a question.
funny witty stupid
A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
funny witty book
Let's have some new cliches.
funny gratitude witty
That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.
funny streets ifs
Even if they had it in the streets, I wouldn't go.
funny copies
Yes, but keep copies.
funny morning acceptance
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.
funny witty book
I read part of it all the way through.