Famous Quotes & Sayings

Richard P. Feynman

Thank you very Much, I enjoyed myself

Richard Dawkins

The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

Richelle Mead

You…you got rid of that dress fast," I pointed out between heavy breaths. "I thought you liked it." "I do like it," he said. His breathing was as heavy as mine. "I love it." And then he took me to the bed.

Renee Zellweger

My mum, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication.

Rebecca West

A copy of the universe is not what is required of art; one of the damned things is ample.

Rebecca West

Before a war military science seems a real science, like astronomy; but after a war it seems more like astrology.

Rebecca West

Motherhood is the strangest thing, it can be like being one's own Trojan horse.

Rebecca West

God forbid that any book should be banned. The practice is as indefensible as infanticide.

Russell Baker

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.

Russell Baker

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

Russell Brand

I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously I didn't quite master the bulimia.

Russell Brand

When you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it's hard not to get her to read into certain things.

Russell Brand

If your body is 90% water what have you got to drink water all the time for? Why can't you just have some crisps?

Russell Brand

Amy Winehouse - her surname's beginning to sound like a description of her liver.

Russell Brand

Even in name, he seems like a Victorian oddity. "Igor, fetch 'the Crouch' from the catacombs, we're going to the graveyard".

Russell Brand

How long is it polite to continue to be interested in what someone says after they reveal they've got a boyfriend?

Russell Brand

On respect for the Queen: When I lick a stamp I always do it with my eyes closed.

Russell Brand

I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.

Ronnie Barker

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.

Ron Atkinson

Well, Clive, it's all about the two Ms - movement and positioning.

Ron Atkinson

I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.

Ron Atkinson

I'm going to make a prediction - it could go either way.

Truman Capote

It's a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point of your IQ every year.

Triple H

I'm bi-lots of things but lingual isn't one of them. Wait, did I mean to say that?

Rex Stout

There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up and the kind you make up.

Raymond Chandler

He (The Agent) just takes ten per cent of your life.

Raymond Chandler

It is not funny that a man should be killed, but it is sometimes funny that he should be killed for so little, and that his death should be the coin of what we call civilization.

Raymond Chandler

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come.

Raymond Chandler

From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 10 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.

Stephen Chbosky

Patrick actually used to be popular before Sam bought him some good music.

Stephen Colbert

I've always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you can't judge a book by its cover but who wants to have sex with a book?

Stephen Colbert

Asia: Four little letters, three billion little people.

Stephen Colbert

On this show, your voice will be heard - in the form of my voice.