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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
orange casting film
George Lucas was casting about and had heard favourable things about my work in Clockwork Orange and asked me to come in, which of course I did even though no one knew what the film was about! David Prowse
orange black gaga
If Lady Gaga is like an orange Bugatti Veyron, then I am like a black 1970 Chevelle. Caity Lotz
orange laughing towns
Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it. Bill Bailey
orange-juice sick fats
I was just so sick. I thought that orange juice was going to make me fat. Demi Lovato
orange what-if juicy
Grapes are juicy. Strawberries. Oranges. Good pork chops are succulent," said Dusty. "But the word isn't accurately descriptive of a person." Smiling with delight, Ahriman said, "Oh, really, not accurately descriptive? Be careful housepainter. Your genes are showing. What if I were a cannibal? Dean Koontz
orange shade red
My mum taught me that redheads shouldn't wear pink, red or orange, but if you choose the right shade, such as a bright orange or a cherry red, it can look fabulous. Jane Asher
oranges
If I wasn't going to be a surgeon, I wanted to be a farmer or grow oranges or something like that. I grow flowers now - orchids. That is something that I find very interesting. Magdi Yacoub
orange glowing mad
He'd said the sun could burn me. It certainly looked angry enough, all orange and glowing mad. Ann Aguirre
orange blue together
I like orange and blue together, but I would never wear them. Darren Criss
deer environment pick suspected
We've always suspected that deer were able to pick up the (infection) through the environment somehow. Paul Johansen
deer headlights
The place exploded. And we kind of got that deer in the headlights look.
deer frozen losing move time
like a deer in the headlights, frozen in real time and I'm losing my mind, it's time to move on Tom Petty
deer quills
The Deer don't dineWhen a Wolf's about,And the PorcupineSticks his quill-points out. Arthur Guiterman
deer learned lost number plans since support utah winter written
Since the plans were written in 2001, Utah has lost some of its winter ranges, and we've learned that some of the winter ranges we have can't support the number of deer that we first thought they could.
deer hunt sit
Sit in a tree-stand and hunt deer, ... In Washington, we have big deer -- Kansas-size deer. Jeremy Affeldt
deer horrendous population saw
There is just a horrendous deer population in that area. We saw 30 deer every day.
deer english-scientist harm herds injury large people though
Though large herds of deer do much harm to the neighbourhood, yet the injury to the morals of the people is of more moment than the loss of their crops.
deer fully herd public recovered
The deer herd is not fully recovered on our public lands.