Famous Quotes & Sayings

Terry Pratchett

The second mouse gets the cheese!

Terry Pratchett

-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself? -Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.

Terry Pratchett

Sooner or later we're all someone's dog.

Terry Pratchett

Somewhere around the place I've got an unfinished short story about Schrodinger's Dog; it was mostly moaning about all the attention the cat was getting.

Terry Pratchett

The most prudent thing any intelligent animal can do, if it would prefer its descendents not to spend a lot of time on a slab with electrodes clamped to their brains or sticking mines on the bottom of ships, or being patronised by zoologists, is to make bloody certain humans don't find out about it.

Terry Crisp

We can't play stupid hockey, dumb hockey, greedy hockey, selfish hockey. We have to put the team ahead of our personal feelings.

Terry Bradshaw

You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give 'em? Humor. And then if you show them the other side, they don't like you as much. I find, too, that I can hide behind the idiot's mask being funny, and you never see the sorrow or the pain.

Tennessee Williams

All pretty girls are a trap, a pretty trap, and men expect them to be.

Tennessee Williams

You can be young without money but you can't be old without it.

Tennessee Williams

Don't look forward to the day you stop suffering, because when it comes you'll know you're dead.

Ted Williams

If you don't think too good, don't think too much.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

The secret of ugliness consists not in irregularity, but in being uninteresting.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

People do not deserve good writing, they are so pleased with bad.

Shania Twain

Yes, you can lose somebody overnight, yes, your whole life can be turned upside down. Life is short. It can come and go like a feather in the wind.

Shania Twain

I think there's something odd about eating another living anything.

Si Robertson

What I tell young couples that are getting married is: you're going to have quarrels, and on some things, you're just going to have to agree to disagree. And when you go to bed at night, kiss each other and tell each other that you love each other. Don't go to bed mad. Life is too short. Keep it simple.

Shimon Peres

Television has made dictatorship impossible but democracy unbearable.

Shaquille O'Neal

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Shaquille O'Neal

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

Shaquille O'Neal

I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.

Shaquille O'Neal

I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself.

Shaquille O'Neal

I feel like Bill Walton - old and shitty.

Seymour Cray

#3 pencils and quadrille pads.

Lewis Mumford

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.

Leslie Fiedler

I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake.

Leslie Fiedler

It's funny to be a critic.

Lee Majors

Clint Eastwood's a good friend, too - he and I used to play in softball games together.

Lawrence Ferlinghetti

If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.

Lawrence Durrell

I'm trying to die correctly, but it's very difficult, you know.

Laura Prepon

Well, the clothes are really cool that we wear. The sets are so funny, because it's like everything is so real.

Larry David

I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people.

Larry David

You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.

Larry David

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.