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Lt. Steven Hauk: Sir, in my heart, I know I'm funny. Good Vietnam
funny hope humor people picture somber
Magnum photographers can take a very somber picture but they can also take a very funny picture. I do hope people come away with a sense of humor about this. Susan Danly
funny good leadership shows
Liam is real cool. He's a funny guy. He's real smart, and he shows real good leadership on and off the court. Aaron Williams
funny glad highlight playing tv
Let it play. It's funny. I'm glad I got that highlight if they are going to keep playing it and put me on TV like that. Ed Reed
funny lost master planet
Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing Yoda
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My first manager, he had left Germany when he was five, but he would joke about the Nazis. And I'd laugh, but I'd look at him, and he was the first one who told me, 'You know, funny is a powerful thing; it's a wonderful weapon.' Michael Keaton
funny
One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny. Gerard Way
funny good serious
A good part's a good part. You can play serious and funny moments with a well-written role. John Krasinski
funny love playing tough
I love playing smart and tough and having funny lines. Jane Elliot
humor life
Always have a sense of humor about life - you'll need it - but always be courteous to boot. Peter Jennings
humor
The interesting thing about humor is that in humor, you - in logic, something is A or not A. In humor, it's both A and not A. Robert Mankoff
humor
Humor is always more interesting when it comes from someone who's had more than, like, five experiences. Mallory Ortberg
humorists james mike molly robert william writers
Many of the writers who have inspired me most are outside the genre: Humorists like Robert Benchley and James Thurber, screenwriters like Ben Hecht and William Goldman, and journalists/columnists like H.L. Mencken, Mike Royko and Molly Ivins. John Scalzi
humor grace way
Humor helps us get through life with a modicum of grace. It offers one of the few benign ways of coping with the absurdity of it all. Diane Keaton
humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
humorous disease problem
PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
humor
I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times. Carlos Ponce
humor alcohol drug
Caffeine. The gateway drug. Eddie Vedder
waiting understanding unity
Our success and our understanding is that all beings are right inside, the deeper we go inside ourselves. There's a saying that Unity uses that I have always liked: "Let there be peace on earth, and let it begin with me." We all have to be a part of this. We have to be the initiator. We can't wait. Edgar Mitchell
waiting too-late late
Everything comes too late for those who only wait. Elbert Hubbard
waiting minutes humans
Wait a minute, yes, those are human heads. Eddie Vedder
waiting
Don't wait for change. You change. Earl Nightingale
waiting make-you-happy strangest-secret
Be happy now. Don’t wait for something outside of yourself to make you happy in the future. Earl Nightingale
waiting desire forests
Desires are seeds waiting for their season to sprout. From a single seed of desire, whole forests grow. Deepak Chopra
waiting
I have been waiting 25 years for this time. Dr. Tsou
waiting
I don't know what's in it (investigative file). I'm waiting to see. Steve Adams
waiting ships
Why wait for your ship to come in when you are already on it? Alan Cohen