Famous Quotes & Sayings

Jake Epstein

If I'm ever at a mall or some kind of place where there's a lot of younger girls, some people will recognize me from 'Degrassi.' But then it won't happen for a long time. It's funny - it happens more here in the States than it does in Canada.

I can't tell if that's funny or really scary.

Damon Hill

I don't see myself as an international megastar. I still put the rubbish out late at night-sometimes in only my underpants. Mind you, nowadays I have a good look around to make sure there is no one there. I just think this whole star thing is a gas and I think the neighbors think it's pretty funny as well. We've got some great neighbors.

Howard Nemerov

I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.

Hank Aaron

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

Hannah Arendt

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse.

Gore Vidal

Television is now so desperately hungry for material that they're scraping the top of the barrel.

Gore Vidal

There are two things you never turn down: sex and appearing on television.

Gib Lewis

I cannot tell you how grateful I am - I am filled with humidity.

Harold Pinter

The weasel under the cocktail cabinet.

Jalen Rose

I really like Rafer Alston. We get along great. We have a lot of fun times together that I can’t share with you guys.

Jaime King

But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell down the stairs prior to going on set

Jackie Collins

The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them.

Jack Whitehall

This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it.

Jack Whitehall

Oh, you wanna do a little bit of roleplay? Could you just play dead?

Jack Whitehall

I've never laughed a woman into bed, but I've laughed one out of bed many times.

Friedrich Nietzsche

When one has not had a good father, one must create one.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?

Friedrich Nietzsche

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

Friedrich Nietzsche

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.

Friedrich Nietzsche

In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.

Jeanette Winterson

When a woman gives birth her waters break and she pours out the child and the child runs free.

Jim Carrey

Just because I rock doesn't mean I am made of stone.

Jim Carrey

Don't you just hate it, when you are in bed with three beautiful women, and the least attractive one whispers: save it for me!

Jim Carrey

Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.

Jim Carrey

I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter.

Jim Carrey

If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.

Jim Carrey

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

Jim Carrey

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

Jim Carrey

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Jennifer Weiner

Divorce isn't such a tragedy. A tragedy's staying in an unhappy marriage, teaching your children the wrong things about love. Nobody ever died of divorce.

Jef Raskin

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.