Famous Quotes & Sayings

Joe Camp

It was a fine fall morning in Paris, crisp and clear, and Benji was quite full of himself, cavorting near the fountain, playing with the children who had inexplicably materialized out of nowhere at the first whiff of a movie star. Their faces radiated and they took turns gently stroking his head. Those Benji chose to favor with a big sloppy lick exploded with laughter, and one young girl ran to her mother, screeching in French that she would never wash her face again.

Jodi Picoult

Change is a funny thing. We never are quite sure what we are becoming or even why. Then one day we look at ourselves and wonder who we are and how we got that way. Only one thing about change remains constant...it is always painful

John Green

High school is neither a democracy nor a dictatorship - nor, contrary to popular belief, an anarchic state. High school is a divine-right monarchy. And when the queen goes on vacation, things change.

Pat Summerall

If only faces could talk...

Pat Williams

What do you have when you have an agent buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand.

P. D. James

We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends.

P. J. O'Rourke

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

P. J. O'Rourke

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.

P. J. O'Rourke

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

P. J. O'Rourke

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.

P. J. O'Rourke

Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

P. J. O'Rourke

Never fight an inanimate object.

P. J. O'Rourke

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

P. J. O'Rourke

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.

Mary Quant

Having money is rather like being a blond. It is more fun but not vital.

Marion Barry

Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.

Mario Puzo

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.

Marilyn Monroe

Suicide, is a persons privilege. I don't believe it's a sin or a crime it's your right if you do. Though it doesn't get you anywhere.

Marilyn Monroe

It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on.

Nicole Richie

When I pictured heroin, I pictured some crazy crackhead with no shoes under a bridge. You never think that is going to be you. And it never was me. I was never under a bridge, and I always had shoes.

Nicki Minaj

I'm in my dressing room about to play to a sold-out crowd at the O2 arena in Ireland. Name a female rapper who's ever done that and I will give you $100,000.

Nicki Minaj

I'mma just do me, when it feel right.

Nick Offerman

I would like Americans to make things with their hands. Thomas Jefferson and I feel that makes for a much stronger nation.

Marv Albert

Steve Kerr, now coaching Golden State after eight tumultuous and very inconsistent years at TNT.

Mark Twain

The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong. He can swear and still be a gentleman if he does it in a nice and benevolent and affectionate way.

Mark Twain

If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

Mark Twain

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.

Mark Twain

A tax is a fine for doing well, a fine is a tax for doing wrong.

Mark Twain

A man with a hump-backed uncle mustn't make fun of another man's cross-eyed aunt

Nicholas Sparks

I had no choice. Love does funny things to people.

Nicholas Sparks

I may be irresponsible but I am a good irresponsible.

Nicholas Sparks

He was the toast to her butter.

Navjot Singh Sidhu

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.