Famous Quotes & Sayings

George Jean Nathan

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.

Christopher Atkins

Thank God for machines. They can make a dog sing!

Christine Feehan

Of course I can do this. I'm pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn't change my personality.

Christie Brinkley

Life is short. Ricky and I realize how lucky we were. We want to be together all the time.

Christian Slater

I just killed my best friend... and my worst enemy. What's the difference?

Chris Jericho

You've got a man-beast, and a ho-beast.

George W. Bush

Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.

George W. Bush

I'm the decider, and I decide what is best.

George W. Bush

Americans spend 6 billion hours a year filling out their tax reforms.

George W. Bush

If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything!

George W. Bush

They misunderestimated me.

George W. Bush

This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.

George W. Bush

If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

George W. Bush

Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.

George W. Bush

It's your money. You paid for it.

George W. Bush

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

George W. Bush

I think war is a dangerous place.

George W. Bush

One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

George W. Bush

To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you, too, can be president of the United States.

George W. Bush

A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.

George W. Bush

Will the highways on the Internet become more few?

George Steinbrenner

Once in a while, I played second base; once in a while, outfield. But those were just pickup games and softball leagues. So when I bought the Yankees, I tried to stay one pace ahead of the players.

George Orwell

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

George Orwell

There are some situations from which one can only escape by acting like a devil or a lunatic.

Comedy is the slave of time. What seemed funny then is unlikely to seem funny now, just as what strikes us as funny now would not have seemed funny then.

Carrie: I just love Sleeping Beauty! The music, the sets, the costumes. It's so romantic!Stanford: You only like it because she sleeps for a hundred years and doesn't age.

Casey Wilson

If Damon Wayans is not breaking, it's a miracle. He is so funny that he makes everyone die laughing.

Hunter S. Thompson

As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.

Hunter S. Thompson

Ignore that nightmare in the bathroom. Just another ugly refugee from the Love Generation, some doom-struck gimp who couldn't handle the pressure. My attorney has never been able to accept the notion - often espoused by reformed drug abusers and especially popular among those on probation - that you can get a lot higher without drugs than with them. And neither have I, for that matter.

Hunter S. Thompson

Luck is a very thin wire between survival and disaster, and not many people can keep their balance on it.

Hunter S. Thompson

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Hunter S. Thompson

You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands.

Hunter S. Thompson

I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.