Quotes about funny
funny uplifting pregnancy
Of course I can do this. I'm pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn't change my personality. Christine Feehan
funny life together
Life is short. Ricky and I realize how lucky we were. We want to be together all the time. Christie Brinkley
funny-friend differences worst-enemy
I just killed my best friend... and my worst enemy. What's the difference? Christian Slater
funny men wwe
You've got a man-beast, and a ho-beast. Chris Jericho
funny-political inarticulate bushism
Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things. George W. Bush
funny-bush bushism
I'm the decider, and I decide what is best.
funny money years
Americans spend 6 billion hours a year filling out their tax reforms.
funny-bush ifs
If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything!
funny hilarious stupid
They misunderestimated me.
funny humor talking
This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.
funny witty tired
If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.
funny humor mexico
Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.
funny funny-bush bushism
It's your money. You paid for it.
funny men bank-accounts
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
funny peace war
I think war is a dangerous place.
funny life book
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
funny graduation humor
To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you, too, can be president of the United States.
funny sarcastic would-be
A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.
funny stupid humor
Will the highways on the Internet become more few?
funny softball player
Once in a while, I played second base; once in a while, outfield. But those were just pickup games and softball leagues. So when I bought the Yankees, I tried to stay one pace ahead of the players. George Steinbrenner
funny dirty naughty
Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. George Orwell
funny devil acting
There are some situations from which one can only escape by acting like a devil or a lunatic.
funny hilarious sexy
The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off. Jean Cocteau
funny christian sarcastic
The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend. George Carlin
funny humor stupid-people
The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
funny sarcastic witty
If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
funny math sarcasm
People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can't do math. And they will readily admit to being awkward: 'I'm such a klutz!' But they will never admit to having a poor sense of humor or being a bad driver.
funny god atheist
When it comes to God's existence, I'm not an atheist and I'm not agnostic. I'm an acrostic. The whole thing puzzles me.
funny humor matter
As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
funny sarcastic witty
Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?
funny texas execution
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
funny witty firsts
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
funny thinking people
I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.