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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
dirty men lawyer
If you cannot avoid a quarrel with a blackguard, let your lawyer manage it, rather than yourself. No man sweeps his own chimney, but employs a chimney-sweeper, who has no objection to dirty work, because it is his trade.
dirty fog air
Fog everywhere. Fog up the river where it flows among green airs and meadows; fog down the river, where it rolls defiled among the tiers of shipping, and the waterside pollutions of a great (and dirty) city.... Chance people on the bridges peeping over the parapets into a nether sky of fog, with fog all round them, as if they were up in a balloon and hanging in the misty clouds.
dirty hands leader
Black Bolt is typically a stoic leader, part of a larger cast of Inhumans who get their hands dirty in ways that he doesnt. Charles Soule
dirty ifs
If it's dirty, it's not funny, but if it's funny, it's not dirty. Buddy Hackett
dirty thinking want
-Do you think it's dirty money? -All money is dirty. If it were clean nobody would want it. Carlos Ruiz Zafon
dirty hands mind
The [sexual harassment] situation has gotten so out of hand that, in 1993, in one of the first British cases, a plumber was fired for continuing to use the traditional term "ballcock" for the toilet flotation unit, instead of the new politically correct term, sanitized of sexual suggestiveness. This is insane. We are back to the Victorian era, when table legs had to be draped lest they put the thought of ladies' legs into someone's dirty mind. Camille Paglia
dirty intelligent pigs
Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. Cale Yarborough
dirty found-you quality
Remember how I found you there alone in your electric chair, I told you dirty jokes until you smiled. Billy Joel
dirty mean naughty
Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it's got to be funny. Betty White
naughty thinking unhappy
I think that others can drive a creature to naughtiness, always accusing and blaming them. After a while it must make the creature unhappy and drive him...to be naughty, because nobody expects them to be good... Brian Jacques
naughty doe fancy
Steve Coogan does something for me. He is so naughty, but I quite fancy him. Billie Piper
naughty worry birth-control
We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time. Art Hoppe
naughty cards credit
An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card. Alex Comfort
naughty santa today
Those North Korean hackers are at it again. Earlier today they leaked Santa's naughty list. David Letterman
naughty stubborn helping
Graystorm: You know Firestar was also very naughty, just like you. Bramblepaw: Really? He seems to be very responsible! Graystorm: Yes. I was there when he was too stubborn to not help RiverClan Erin Hunter
naughty vampire nails
And there are vampires, too? Werewolves, warlocks, all that stuff?" Clary gnawed her lower lip. "So I hear." "And you kill them, too?" Simon asked, directing the question to Jace, who had put the stele back in his pocket and was examining his flawless nails for defects. "Only when they've been naughty. Cassandra Clare
naughty kind swearing
It feels kind of naughty when you're swearing on set and you know it's gonna make it in unbleeped on the show. Gillian Jacobs
naughty rooms watches
I don't watch penalties in my hotel room. I watch naughty videos Gianluigi Buffon