Quotes about funny
funny softball hawaii
We have North Shore, Hawaii and Lost all there, so they have softball tournaments between the casts. It's hilarious. Josh Holloway
funny stars rocks
There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva. Josh Groban
funny interesting insane
We've seen some insane signs: 'Is that a loaf of bread in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?' Funny stuff along those lines. Very original. One just said, 'I will do unspeakable things.' I thought that was very interesting - and mildly terrifying! Josh Hutcherson
funny husband persons
I am happy to know that my husband regards me as a woman and a person. Katherine Dunham
funny dog people
If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people. Karel Capek
funny humorous gun
There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes. Katharine Whitehorn
funny men getting-high
Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot! Katharine Hepburn
funny cute movie
The average Hollywood film star's ambition is to be admired by an American, courted by an Italian, married to an Englishman and have a French boyfriend. Katharine Hepburn
funny dog couple
She lies about her age and weight and is slightly older than Rocket. But they've been a couple for eight years, longer than most in Hollywood. Kate Jackson
funny hilarious strong-women
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. Joseph Conrad
funny cute boyfriend
Golf is my boyfriend right now. Karrie Webb
funny-inspirational littles
There's a little truth in all jive, and a little jive in all truth.
funny thinking world
In this world, everyone wants to know everything about you, and I think that's funny. Leighton Meester
funny-life doubt when-in-doubt
When in doubt, ignore and be horribly unimpressed Laurell K. Hamilton
funny-inspirational food weight-loss
More die in the United States of too much food than of too little. John Kenneth Galbraith
funny witty men
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. John Kenneth Galbraith
funny life witty
The perfect normal person is rare in our civilization. Karen Horney
funny girl years
Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I'd like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy - a mixture of the two would be hot. Justin Bieber
funny impact gestures
Small gestures can have a big impact. Julianna Margulies
funny money men
I finally know what distinguishes man from the other beasts: financial worries. Jules Renard
funny time spares
Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go. Josh Billings
funny money next
I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money. Josh Billings
funny acceptance discovery
It's not only the most difficult thing to know one's self, but the most inconvenient. Josh Billings
funny witty humorous
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. Josh Billings
funny life men
Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined. Josh Billings
funny money income
You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so. Josh Billings
funny-life heart journey
My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other. Josh Billings
funny humor fools-day
Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit. Josh Billings
funny witty educational
There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together. Josh Billings
funny happiness happy
If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time. Josh Billings
funny trust truth
As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. Josh Billings
funny inspiration oil
Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. Josh Billings
funny witty humorous
Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. Josh Billings