Famous Quotes & Sayings

Jerry Lewis

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

Jerry Lawler

ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.

Jerry Lawler

Go back to your bingo hall.

Jerry Lawler

What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.

Jerry Lawler

The fats dented the flats.

Jerry Lawler

Foley looks like an un-made bed.

Jeff Bridges

Do I have a long-term plan? Kind of. I have a general direction, I think. But it's funny what comes down the pike.

Jeff Bridges

It's funny. You succeed, but now where are you gonna go from there? I've got to keep proving that I can laugh or cry more real each time.

Jeff Bridges

The problem with the designated driver programme, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At then end of the night drop them off at the wrong house.

Jean-Paul Sartre

If I became a philosopher, if I have so keenly sought this fame for which I'm still waiting, it's all been to seduce women basically.

Georges Clemenceau

America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilization.

Christopher Isherwood

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination.

George Harrison

I didn't notice him coming, but he didn't seem to be looking for an autograph signature

Freddie Mercury

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.

Francois Rabelais

Bring down the curtain, the farce is over

Francois Rabelais

Keep running after a dog and he will never bite you.

George Canning

I can prove anything by statistics except the truth.

George C. Wallace

Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?

Christina Aguilera

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.

Christina Aguilera

Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend.

Christina Aguilera

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

Christina Aguilera

I'm an ocean, because I'm really deep. If you search deep enough you can find rare exotic treasures.

Chris Rock

The government hates rap. That's why they don't arrest anybody that kills rappers! Only the good ones are dead, man! Only the good ones: Biggie dead, Tupac dead, Vanilla Ice still alive! They don't fill out a police report. They don't even have a chalk line when it's a dead rapper, they just take a piss around the body.

Chris Rock

You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems!

Chris Rock

Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies ... a man lie is, "I was at Kevin's house!" A woman lie is like, "It's your baby!"

Chris Rock

I ain't shooting nobody, so call me a faggot. When the war's over, I'll be the faggot with two legs.

Chris Rock

Daddy pays for the water, daddy pays for the gas, daddy pays for the electricity, and if daddy didn't pay for the electricity, he'd pay for the candle on your nightstand, so you can study for the big test tomorrow.

Chris Rock

It's hard for a man to turn down sex ... if they chase us, we can't run that fast.

Chris Rock

And even if you get shot by a stray bullet, you don't gotta go to no doctor to get it taken out, whoever shot you will take they bullet back! "I believe you have my property!"

Chris Rock

You know what GED stands for? Good Enough Diploma.

Chris Rock

I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!

Chris Rock

Remember when we was young, everybody used to have these arguments about who's better, Michael Jackson or Prince? Prince won!

Chris Rock

If you wanna get away with murder, all you gotta do is shoot somebody in the head and put a demo tape in their pocket! "This is a rap killing. Let's go home!"