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Lt. Steven Hauk: Sir, in my heart, I know I'm funny. Good Vietnam
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Magnum photographers can take a very somber picture but they can also take a very funny picture. I do hope people come away with a sense of humor about this. Susan Danly
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Liam is real cool. He's a funny guy. He's real smart, and he shows real good leadership on and off the court. Aaron Williams
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Let it play. It's funny. I'm glad I got that highlight if they are going to keep playing it and put me on TV like that. Ed Reed
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Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing Yoda
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My first manager, he had left Germany when he was five, but he would joke about the Nazis. And I'd laugh, but I'd look at him, and he was the first one who told me, 'You know, funny is a powerful thing; it's a wonderful weapon.' Michael Keaton
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One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny. Gerard Way
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A good part's a good part. You can play serious and funny moments with a well-written role. John Krasinski
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I love playing smart and tough and having funny lines. Jane Elliot
humor life
Always have a sense of humor about life - you'll need it - but always be courteous to boot. Peter Jennings
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The interesting thing about humor is that in humor, you - in logic, something is A or not A. In humor, it's both A and not A. Robert Mankoff
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Humor is always more interesting when it comes from someone who's had more than, like, five experiences. Mallory Ortberg
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Many of the writers who have inspired me most are outside the genre: Humorists like Robert Benchley and James Thurber, screenwriters like Ben Hecht and William Goldman, and journalists/columnists like H.L. Mencken, Mike Royko and Molly Ivins. John Scalzi
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Humor helps us get through life with a modicum of grace. It offers one of the few benign ways of coping with the absurdity of it all. Diane Keaton
humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
humorous disease problem
PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
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I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times. Carlos Ponce
humor alcohol drug
Caffeine. The gateway drug. Eddie Vedder
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so he bought me two cases and I took another number. In the end, the beer lasted longer than the marriage. John Kruk
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Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils. Carry Nation
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Mean spirits under disappointment, like small beer in a thunderstorm, always turn sour John Randolph
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Now you can have a small taste of beer or wine and a bit of food to go with it without the emotional commitment of dining in a regular restaurant. M. Wolfe
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Now people see that competitive curling of a high caliber is athletic, not just beer parties. It takes mental and physical strength. John Shuster
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Now people come in and they're very excited about talking about beer and brewing. Colin Kaminski
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Neil Lane needs to get out and see for himself how De Beers conducts business. Stephen Corry
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Newspapers are always comparing the price of a pint of beer in different countries. Sean Tipton
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Obviously there must have been some beer factor in there. Fred Funk