Quotes about beer
beer two glasses
"What is your best, your very best, ale a glass?" "Two pence halfpenny," says the landlord, "is the price of the Genuine Stunning Ale." "Then," says I, producing the money, "just draw me a glass of the Genuine Stunning, if you please, with a good head on it." Charles Dickens
beer years names
Oh Beer! Oh Hodgson, Guinness, Allsop, Bass! Names that should be on every infant's tongue! Shall days and months and years and centuries pass, And still your merits be unrecked, unsung? Charles Stuart Calverley
beer drunk able
And it occurs to me that if I were aboard a rowboat floating in the middle of all the beer I've drunk in a lifetime, I'd never be able to see the shore. Al Purdy
beer wells know-me
If somebody attacks me with words, I'm always like, Do you know me? Do you know me that well? Let's have a beer and talk about it. Chris Bosh
beer thinking auschwitz
I'd tried to straighten him out, but there's only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwitz is a brand of beer. David Sedaris
beer people kind
I did one of the worst shows for that kind of thing in Northampton, Massachusetts, which is one of the most liberal spots on the planet. There were numerous people who walked out, somebody had thrown a beer, I had people yelling and screaming. David Cross
beer sailing want
Fortunately the boat we rented had a motor in it You will definitely want this feature on your sailboat too, because if you put up the sails, the boat tips way over, and you could spill your beer. Dave Barry
beer four havens
Your guess is as good as mine. Better probably, because you haven't had four beers.
beer letters embrace
The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.'
beer balls journalism
This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes to get a beer.
beer golf play
The great thing about golf - and this is the reason why a lot of health experts like me recommend it - you can drink beer and ride in a cart while you play.
beer computer hardware
Hardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
beer meals needs
Recently I began to feel this void in my life, even after meals, and I said to myself, "Dave, all you do with your spare time is sit around and drink beer. You need a hobby." So I got a hobby. I make beer.
beer shoes balls
In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will be to drink beer.
beer imagine damn
Imagine Jon Stewart if he gave a damn. He's like Howard Zinn after 12 beers. David Swanson
beer smell bottom-of-the-barrel
I do condition my hair with honey and beer. I smell like the bottom of a beer barrel for days afterwards, but it's very good for the hair. Catherine Zeta-Jones
beer firsts
My first commercial was for Miller High Life beer. Casey Kasem
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We are pleased with the solid first quarter (ended December 31) result with beer volume and overall group earnings in line with our business plan, giving us confidence that we are on track for our full year profit guidance.
beer people hocus-pocus
Beer, of course, is actually a depressant, but poor people will never stop hoping otherwise. Kurt Vonnegut
beer men rock-and-roll
The piano sounds like a carnival and the microphone smells like a beer. And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar and say, man, what are you doing here? Billy Joel
beer golf ice
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth. Bernie Mac
beer fire may
Fermentation may have been a better invention than fire. David Wallace
beer bread malt
If a tax on malt would raise the price of beer, a tax on bread must raise the price of bread. David Ricardo
beer lines tables
One must be able to say at all times--instead of points, straight lines, and planes--tables, chairs, and beer mugs David Hilbert
beer saxophone spirit
The saxophone is the embodied spirit of beer. Arnold Bennett
beer littles might
Pink champagne -- that's the kind of life we've both been used to. It might be a little difficult to -- do you like beer? Deborah Kerr
beer pipeline energy
If they had built the Energy East pipeline to transport beer, we'd be okay. Elizabeth May
beer men alcohol
There was an Old Man of Columbia, Who was thirsty, and called out for some beer; But they brought it quite hot, in a small copper pot, Which disgusted that Man of Columbia. Edward Lear
beer museums theater
A theater without beer is just a museum Bertolt Brecht
beer mouths cases
I put my own d*ck in my mouth. I was 14 and much more flexible at the time. It was soft and required a lot of pulling. I really wanted that case of beer. Chad Kroeger
beer science young-friends
My young friend, I wish that science would intoxicate you as much as our good Göttingen beer! Upon seeing a student staggering down a street. Carl Friedrich Gauss
beer play aggravation
We didn't have a garage to rehearse in. We had to aggravate the folks in the house. But I got a chance to play in a beer joint, and that's how it started. Charlie Daniels
beer hands guy
I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand. Charles Bronson