Quotes about beer
beer bread malt
If a tax on malt would raise the price of beer, a tax on bread must raise the price of bread. David Ricardo
beer lines tables
One must be able to say at all times--instead of points, straight lines, and planes--tables, chairs, and beer mugs David Hilbert
beer saxophone spirit
The saxophone is the embodied spirit of beer. Arnold Bennett
beer men alcohol
There was an Old Man of Columbia, Who was thirsty, and called out for some beer; But they brought it quite hot, in a small copper pot, Which disgusted that Man of Columbia. Edward Lear
beer years skittles
Life isn't all beer and skittles; few of us have touched a skittle in years. Edna St. Vincent Millay
beer want proof
Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy Benjamin Franklin
beer hands needs
If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy. Benjamin Franklin
beer politics want
Beer is God's way of telling us that he loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin
beer alcohol bed
If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed. Demetri Martin
beer mind body
My mind says one thing, but my body says another. Thanks a lot, Indian food and beer. Demetri Martin
beer alcohol tequila
If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine. Craig Ferguson
beer worry looks
Look, sweetheart, I can drink you under any goddamn table you want, so don't worry about me. Elizabeth Taylor
beer perfect bread
A meal of bread, cheese and beer constitutes the perfect food. Elizabeth I
beer drunk important
Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth. Charles Bukowski
beer men forgotten
I am for the small man who has not forgotten, for the man who loves his beer and his women and his sunlight Charles Bukowski
beer ideas two
What two ideas are more inseparable than beer and Britannia? Sydney Smith
beer domestic growth momentum restored volume
We have restored the volume growth momentum of our domestic beer company.
beer biggest continuing craft grown growth increase interest past sales segment several shows since steadily strong ten
The craft beer segment has grown steadily over the past ten years and in 2005 it showed its biggest increase since 1996. The strong growth in craft beer sales over the past several years shows American consumers' continuing interest in flavorful American beers.
beer drunk achievement
To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory. Brendan Behan
beer glasses people
I did Noise Music because I genuinely liked noise... But a lot of people didn't. At my concerts, people smashed beer glasses in my face. Boyd Rice
beer littles might
Pink champagne -- that's the kind of life we've both been used to. It might be a little difficult to -- do you like beer? Deborah Kerr
beer pipeline energy
If they had built the Energy East pipeline to transport beer, we'd be okay. Elizabeth May
beer play aggravation
We didn't have a garage to rehearse in. We had to aggravate the folks in the house. But I got a chance to play in a beer joint, and that's how it started. Charlie Daniels
beer two glasses
"What is your best, your very best, ale a glass?" "Two pence halfpenny," says the landlord, "is the price of the Genuine Stunning Ale." "Then," says I, producing the money, "just draw me a glass of the Genuine Stunning, if you please, with a good head on it." Charles Dickens
beer years names
Oh Beer! Oh Hodgson, Guinness, Allsop, Bass! Names that should be on every infant's tongue! Shall days and months and years and centuries pass, And still your merits be unrecked, unsung? Charles Stuart Calverley
beer drunk able
And it occurs to me that if I were aboard a rowboat floating in the middle of all the beer I've drunk in a lifetime, I'd never be able to see the shore. Al Purdy
beer thinking auschwitz
I'd tried to straighten him out, but there's only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwitz is a brand of beer. David Sedaris
beer people kind
I did one of the worst shows for that kind of thing in Northampton, Massachusetts, which is one of the most liberal spots on the planet. There were numerous people who walked out, somebody had thrown a beer, I had people yelling and screaming. David Cross
beer sailing want
Fortunately the boat we rented had a motor in it You will definitely want this feature on your sailboat too, because if you put up the sails, the boat tips way over, and you could spill your beer. Dave Barry
beer four havens
Your guess is as good as mine. Better probably, because you haven't had four beers. Dave Barry
beer letters embrace
The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.' Dave Barry
beer balls journalism
This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes to get a beer. Dave Barry
beer golf play
The great thing about golf - and this is the reason why a lot of health experts like me recommend it - you can drink beer and ride in a cart while you play. Dave Barry