Quotes about beer
beer computer hardware
Hardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it. Dave Barry
beer meals needs
Recently I began to feel this void in my life, even after meals, and I said to myself, "Dave, all you do with your spare time is sit around and drink beer. You need a hobby." So I got a hobby. I make beer. Dave Barry
beer shoes balls
In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will be to drink beer. Dave Barry
beer imagine damn
Imagine Jon Stewart if he gave a damn. He's like Howard Zinn after 12 beers. David Swanson
beer wells know-me
If somebody attacks me with words, I'm always like, Do you know me? Do you know me that well? Let's have a beer and talk about it. Chris Bosh
beer hands guy
I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand. Charles Bronson
beer boston clubs
If you rise in life, you have to behave in a certain way. You can go to a strip club if you're a beer-swilling sand shoveler, but if you're the Bishop of Boston, you shouldn't go. Charlie Munger
beer people hocus-pocus
Beer, of course, is actually a depressant, but poor people will never stop hoping otherwise. Kurt Vonnegut
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There is no other media event in which we can reach so many beer drinkers at one time, which makes this a very efficient media buy for us.
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We believe this partnership with FEMSA will strengthen Kaiser's overall position in the Brazilian market. By maintaining a minority ownership interest and the possibility of launching Coors Light in Brazil, we expect to continue to participate in the upside we see in the Kaiser business and the Brazilian beer market.
beer blow building care families people safe
Working families need care. They need care that is regulated, safe and secure, and that's what we're building here. Don't give people C$25 a day to blow on beer and popcorn. Scott Reid
beer london
Would I were in an alehouse in London. William Shakespeare
beer drink felony
And I will make it felony to drink small beer. William Shakespeare
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Through a number of sales initiatives we have restored our domestic beer volume growth momentum, and we successfully implemented a moderate price increase early this year. The cost pressures we experienced last year continue, but at a lesser rate, and we have implemented a number of initiatives to reduce costs and enhance productivity.
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Through a number of sales initiatives, we have restored our domestic beer volume growth momentum.
beer museums theater
A theater without beer is just a museum Bertolt Brecht
beer mouths cases
I put my own d*ck in my mouth. I was 14 and much more flexible at the time. It was soft and required a lot of pulling. I really wanted that case of beer. Chad Kroeger
beer science young-friends
My young friend, I wish that science would intoxicate you as much as our good Göttingen beer! Upon seeing a student staggering down a street. Carl Friedrich Gauss
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We are pleased with the solid first quarter (ended December 31) result with beer volume and overall group earnings in line with our business plan, giving us confidence that we are on track for our full year profit guidance.
beer smell bottom-of-the-barrel
I do condition my hair with honey and beer. I smell like the bottom of a beer barrel for days afterwards, but it's very good for the hair. Catherine Zeta-Jones
beer firsts
My first commercial was for Miller High Life beer. Casey Kasem
beer cover largest southern trucks
We're the largest independent beer wholesaler in Southern California, and our trucks cover a lot of miles,
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I slept fourteen feet from a polka tavern as a kid growing up. I heard polkas all night long, people singing and drinking beers and having a great time. I know more polkas than Frankie Yancovic! Al Jarreau
beer came england proverbs
Turkey, heresy, hops, and beer came into England all in one year.
beer holland irony laws maybe restaurant step today took voted
The irony of it in our Holland restaurant you can only get liquor, no beer or wine. So there are just some maybe out-dated laws that Wyoming today took a step up and voted right.
beer catch skiing
Not only do our friends see us having a beer often, they catch us skiing together. It's embarrassing!
beer closer feeling fresh
I like fresh beer brewed by myself. I know what I like and I know what I enjoy. My feeling is, the closer you are to the source, the better the beer.
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I'm excited to go on the bus and sing 'Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall' or whatever else you sing. I think that will be fun. It'll be a way to let our hair down and talk about life in general and the election. So many people throughout the seven counties helped me, but they don't know each other. Jean Schmidt
beer business fresh time
I started my business at a time when there wasn't really any fresh beer being brewed locally,
beers brains bullet cracking enjoying open shatter smoking themselves waiting
They were all cracking beers open and just enjoying themselves because they didn't have to go to work. I was waiting for a bullet to come through and shatter all over us. I was smoking my brains out too. Steve Jocz
beer drink knowing
There's more to beer than just knowing how to drink it.
beer cabbage dinner eat ends green huge simple tour wash
The tour ends with a huge dinner at a simple restaurant. They eat green cabbage and sausages, and wash them all down with beer and schnapps.
beer buddies high shelves
I started with my buddies when I was in high school, ... We all had shelves of old beer cans.