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beer two glasses
"What is your best, your very best, ale a glass?" "Two pence halfpenny," says the landlord, "is the price of the Genuine Stunning Ale." "Then," says I, producing the money, "just draw me a glass of the Genuine Stunning, if you please, with a good head on it." Charles Dickens
beer years names
Oh Beer! Oh Hodgson, Guinness, Allsop, Bass! Names that should be on every infant's tongue! Shall days and months and years and centuries pass, And still your merits be unrecked, unsung? Charles Stuart Calverley
beer drunk able
And it occurs to me that if I were aboard a rowboat floating in the middle of all the beer I've drunk in a lifetime, I'd never be able to see the shore. Al Purdy
beer wells know-me
If somebody attacks me with words, I'm always like, Do you know me? Do you know me that well? Let's have a beer and talk about it. Chris Bosh
beer thinking auschwitz
I'd tried to straighten him out, but there's only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwitz is a brand of beer. David Sedaris
beer people kind
I did one of the worst shows for that kind of thing in Northampton, Massachusetts, which is one of the most liberal spots on the planet. There were numerous people who walked out, somebody had thrown a beer, I had people yelling and screaming. David Cross
beer sailing want
Fortunately the boat we rented had a motor in it You will definitely want this feature on your sailboat too, because if you put up the sails, the boat tips way over, and you could spill your beer. Dave Barry
beer four havens
Your guess is as good as mine. Better probably, because you haven't had four beers. Dave Barry
beer letters embrace
The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.' Dave Barry
computer computer-science embarrassed
Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer. Alan Perlis
computer standards
Standards are always out of date. That's what makes them standards. Alan Bennett
computers humanism stand
We want to stand at the intersection of computers and humanism Steve Jobs
computer bigs
Megahertz: This is really, really big hertz. Dave Barry
computer feed perfect problems
The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again. Al Goodman
computer free join pleased providing recycling
(We) are pleased to see them join Dell and H-P in providing free computer recycling for their customers. Robin Schneider
computers consulting dr love people
It's a misconception that people over 65 do not use computers. They love them; they are always consulting Dr Google. Lucien Engelen
computers fiction good job scaring science soon thinking
Science fiction has done a really good job of scaring us into thinking that computers shouldn't get too smart, because as soon as they get really smart, they're going to take over the world and kill us, or something like that. But why would they do that? Luis von Ahn
computer processors
My CPU is a neural net processor; a learning computer. Arnold Schwarzenegger
hardware
A geek is a guy who has everything going for him but he's just too young. He's got the software but he doesn't have the hardware yet. John Hughes
hardware solved threat
Most of us overemphasize hardware over software. The IED threat is going to be solved tactically. Stephen Biddle
hardware people reading seem software surprised
I'm always surprised at how many people seem to like reading about what hardware and software I use. David Pogue
hardware identified
The voice I use is a very old hardware speech synthesizer made in 1986. I keep it because I have not heard a voice I like better and because I have identified with it. Stephen Hawking
hardware small
Hardware is a small part of the cost. Bill Gates
hardware paper school state store straight worked
I went to a state school in Christchurch, New Zealand, and then straight on to the University of Canterbury. But I worked part-time all the way through high school: first with a paper round, then at a fast-food outlet, a video store and a hardware store. Eleanor Catton
hardware
We have an agenda. We want the hardware back. Rasheed Wallace
hardware pipeline size
When it comes to the Internet, the size of your pipeline is more important than the hardware at the end of it. Eric Schmidt
hardware ibm rest rid
They got rid of a dud, so the profitability of the rest of IBM hardware can now shine. Bob Djurdjevic