George Carlin
George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlinwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth12 May 1937
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Regarding the Boy Scouts, I'm very suspicious of any organization that has a handbook
The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend.
The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can't do math. And they will readily admit to being awkward: 'I'm such a klutz!' But they will never admit to having a poor sense of humor or being a bad driver.
When it comes to God's existence, I'm not an atheist and I'm not agnostic. I'm an acrostic. The whole thing puzzles me.
Everyone smiles in the same language.
As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?
I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loath and despise the groups they identify or belong to.