Quotes about american-comedian
american-comedian bit easier music
I have tried to make the music a bit easier for them to understand. Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
american-comedian aware classical
In his day, the audience was well aware of the music, of the classical beat.
american-comedian music pick
I do listen to other music though, and try to pick up what is good.
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These three elements are called Qawwali, and they've got to be there.
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He didn't want me to become a musician, he wanted me to be a doctor, because he said singing was too hard.
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Yes, you've got to sing from the depths of the heart.
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When people start dancing, they dance like they don't know they are doing it.
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I am not a Sufi, but I follow the Sufi.
american-comedian change classical people tried understand
Yes, I tried to change the classical style in a way that people who don't understand it can enjoy.
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Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. Robert Benchley
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He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be. Colin Quinn
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To bring up a child in the way he should go - travel that way yourself. Josh Billings
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Yeah, and I remember that game Pitfall. That was my favorite. I heard there's a new one, too - so maybe I'll have to get back into it. Rachel Dratch
american-comedian children wonderful
We have four beautiful children and some wonderful memories. Damon Wayans
american-comedian kids
My kids have a competitive drive I never had growing up.
american-comedian kids trying
But my kids, my brothers' kids - they think about trying to top what we did.
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Being a celebrity, I don't even have to talk.
american-comedian marriage
And my marriage was perfect when I wasn't famous.
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I was 12 years old when I had my first job, delivering packages.
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And for my family, comedically, that was the key to a lot of the humor.
american-comedian embrace pilot rather
Some struggle is healthy. If you can embrace it rather than be angry, you can use it as your pilot light.
american-comedian raised
My father is a Jehovah's Witness, and he raised us under a very strict hand.
american-comedian food less time
The less food, the more time to talk, the more to talk about.
american-comedian stops
Nobody can stop you but you. And shame on you if you're the one who stops yourself.
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We didn't even think about it, you know? I used to collect laser discs, and you'd have some college professor analyzing It's a Wonderful Life or Citizen Kane, and now it is pretty funny - the idea of commentary for a silly kid's movie, you know? Dana Carvey
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I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me. Carrot Top
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I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now. Bill Hicks
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We were on welfare when we were kids. Thanks for reminding me of that. Louie Anderson
american-comedian funny honest
You have to be funny about it and honest about it. You can't leave yourself out of that mix. You have to be honest enough to say, I'm that messed-up one in the family.
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A real estate closer. Oh, what's that? I'm a real estate opener. What is a real estate closer? You mean at the end where you've got to sign all those papers?
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If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said. Kevin Nealon
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Do you think that you shall enter the Garden of Bliss without such trials as came to those who passed before you?
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Every suggested idea produces a corresponding physical reaction. Every idea constantly repeated ends by being engraved upon the brain, provoking the act which corresponds to that idea.