Quotes about american-comedian
american-comedian
Back then, I was doing more of my impression of what a comic is supposed to do. Wanda Sykes
american-comedian might
They can't make any of these talented young actors Fletch. You might as well make a movie called Chevy Chase. Chevy Chase
american-comedian gig note played
Our first gig was a battle of the bands. We did 45 minutes of comedy and never played a note - and we won! Cheech Marin
american-comedian totally
The reason we're so dangerous is because we're totally harmless.
american-comedian biggest came outside seller
Outside came in '60. The Edge in '61. All three made Gold, but the biggest seller was Inside. Shelley Berman
american-comedian blow few later people result
So that this thing that aired in 1963 would result a few years later in personal bankruptcy, would result in having people be on edge with me, wondering when I'm going to blow up.
american-comedian sweetheart
A husband is what's left of a sweetheart after the nerve has been killed. Lou Costello
american-comedian country guard people reserve
With Guard and Reserve units, you can end up with a lot of people from one part of the country dying in one day, and that gets people's attention.
american-comedian everybody liked rewarding
We did the movie because we liked the script; everybody wanted to do the movie just to have fun, and that was the most rewarding part of the process. Ben Stiller
american-comedian deeply north
We are deeply conscious of the fact that our north and west must be developed.
american-comedian national people
The people of Australia would be staggered to learn that Australia has no national development plan.
american-comedian great man
It is a great privilege for any man to become a member of the Senate.
american-comedian australian build capacity country great people realized
The Australian people want to help build this country into a great nation. This budget... has not realized the capacity of the Australian people. It has underestimated them. It has let us down.
american-comedian clear picture
We must have as clear a picture as we can of the Australia that we want to achieve at the end of that time.
american-comedian compulsion government
Where there is a will there is a way. And this must be the way not of compulsion but of cooperation... No government and no plan can succeed without it.
american-comedian best guys job left
It was the best job I ever had. I just left because my whole team was leaving and the new guys were coming. Victoria Jackson
american-comedian
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. Henny Youngman
american-comedian people
The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so. Josh Billings
american-comedian head pro reason tells
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. Phyllis Diller
american-comedian walker
You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.
american-comedian
If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said. Kevin Nealon
american-comedian audiences people
Today's audiences are different only insomuch as today's people are different, and I do not think today's people are substantially different.
american-comedian clearer guy image role row send
You give the guy an Image Award three years in a row and then turn on him like that? If that's the role they want to fulfill, they need to send a clearer message. Orlando Jones
american-comedian belt movies ten walked
I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny.
american-comedian desire discover fall interested looking save
That was one of the things that interested me about the character. He doesn't want to be a hero, and has no real desire to save the earth or discover aliens. He's sniffing around looking to see what will fall in his lap.
american-comedian bad country cutting people running
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. George Burns
american-comedian
It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there. Sam Kinison
american-comedian either guess lots
I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry.
american-comedian homeland signed
We signed up for Showtime, which I think put us on a Homeland Security list somewhere. Kate Clinton
american-comedian gandhi margaret
They didn't even like Margaret Thatcher but at least there was Margaret Thatcher. There have been women, you know, Sonia Gandhi for heaven's sakes in India.
american-comedian few great hour maybe works workshop
I try something new every night. It's an hour show; if it works I maybe try it a few more times and then move that off and try something new. It's a great workshop for me.
american-comedian call hardest listen local people sit watch
They have what you call a black night where they have black people come in for just one night only to watch comedy, and you get all your local drug dealers, thugs, prostitutes, all of them come in, sit down, and listen to you tell jokes. They the hardest people to make laugh. Mike Epps
american-comedian
I'm telling a Richard Pryor story through me.