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american-comedian riches torment
Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss. Dick Gregory
american-comedian commercial forget hammer home might point standard
There are commercials that are funny, but you might forget the product. A standard commercial might hammer that point home better. Todd Barry
american-comedian baby coming man straight white
I can't discriminate? Oh, that's ripe, coming from a straight white man. What's the matter, baby doesn't feel like he belongs? Well why don't you try a place that was set up just for you? Like the world! Lea DeLaria
american-comedian bed early man
Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead. James Thurber
american-comedian love
Love is the strange bewilderment that overtakes one person on account of another person. James Thurber
american-comedian
You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made. George Burns
american-comedian
The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. George Burns
american-comedian failure love rather success
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. George Burns
american-comedian
I throw it all in there, Kung Fu, blaxploitation, horror. Keenen Ivory Wayans
furniture generations gas
To your generation, I must represent the literary equivalent of tufted furniture and gas chandeliers. Edith Wharton
furniture learn lines trip
Learn your lines and don't trip over the furniture Spencer Tracy
furniture aging problem
Like a lot of fellows around here, I have a furniture problem. My chest has fallen into my drawers. Billy Casper
furniture enough danish
Furniture manufacturing in plastics requires very costly machinery, which the Danish market is not big enough to justify. Or so they say. But show me a plastics manufacturer who dares to take on the experiment Arne Jacobsen
furniture home influence items pottery similar
Pottery Barn's had a big influence on the furniture industry. We have a lot of similar items that you can take home now and in a lot of cases, better quality. Jeremy Gorman
furniture goods romance spell store tennis
Furniture doesn't typically spell romance. A sporting goods store is another off-beat destination. I mean, what would you get? A paddle, a tennis racquet? Howard Davidowitz
furniture guard high lawn rivers time
No one should let their guard down. Rivers are at dangerously high levels. It's not the time to go out and put the lawn furniture back up. Tom Collins
furniture
We'll even be able to have furniture here, which we never had before. Mary Kuehn
furniture gets morning next perfect room
If a woman gets insomnia, you never know where you're going to find her furniture the next morning. It's primal. We have so little we can control, but we can perfect the way our room looks. Nicole Holofcener
lots-of-friends
I don't have a lot of friends. Janet Jackson
lots mascara party
With a bright-red party lipstick, just go with lots of mascara and keep everything else clean. Kate Winslet
lots respond
We respond to lots of things; that's why it's interesting. You're not doing the same thing every day. Jerry Clements
lots parents profiles
Lots and lots of parents want their kids' profiles down. Parry Aftab
lots noticed people
Lots of people noticed me, they just didn't give me up. Russell Crowe
lots official people second
Lots of people had much misinformation. The second report, the official report, will be much more accurate, Hamid Karzai
lots people
Lots of people come in and tell us this is where they had their first date. Rose Fong
lots move moving people type
Lots of people are moving out, ... I'm not the type to move out. I won't move out. Where would I go? Where will I go with these two old men? Patricia Green
lots people queer
Lots of my writing can be accurately called lesbian, but I myself am queer and date people of all genders. Michelle Tea
mixture played settling
We were too perimeter-oriented. Toledo played a mixture of defenses and they really had us on our heels. We were just settling for 3s. Curt Miller
mixed played
We have played a lot at the SCG with mixed results. M. Thompson
mix paying share
There are a lot of corporations that aren't paying their share at all. We need a more comprehensive mix of taxes. Maria Alvarado
mix platform pointed
My go-to shoes for red-carpet events are usually always black, but I mix between my pointed stilettos and platform heels. Katherine Schwarzenegger
mix shift strongly
We are going to shift the mix strongly to international. Charles Prince
mixtures schwarzenegger
My English is a mixture between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Archbishop Tutu. Billy Wilder
mixtures desks terrible
I am a terrible mixture of being organized, controlling, but chaotic. My desk is monstrous. Elizabeth Hurley
mixtures recipes affection
A mixture of admiration and pity is one of the surest recipes for affection. Arthur Helps
mixing fascination
I've always had a fascination about mixing music, Blake Michael
mom mad desire
I suddenly had this really mad desire to have an affair with a woman. I was divorced. I was childless. I figured there's got to be one more way to really tick off my mom. Carol Leifer
mom home names
You probably don't call home and say, 'Hi, mom. I am facing Pete Schourek tonight.' Names and stats don't do it. You have to do it out on the field. Carlos Delgado
mom dad given
My mom and dad gave me everything they could have given me. Carlos Beltran
momentum seen
We have seen a lot of momentum buying, Richard Herring
mom sandwiches peanut-butter
When I was 11 my friend's mom made a peanut butter sandwich. I ate the sandwich and was like, 'I'm never eating anything else again.' And I still eat peanut butter every day. I would put peanut butter on a steak. Aasif Mandvi
mom smart needs
The Daily Show writers are incredibly smart and very well plugged-in but occasionally they would need me for certain specific things, and I'd be like, 'Yeah, I completely know how to do that; I can solve that problem,and then I'd be like, 'Mom? Aasif Mandvi
moments right-moment
Who has words at the right moment? Charlotte Bronte
mom baby teenager
Motherhood is a great honor and privilege, yet it is also synonymous with servanthood. Every day women are called upon to selflessly meet the needs of their families. Whether they are awake at night nursing a baby, spending their time and money on less-than-grateful teenagers, or preparing meals, moms continuously put others before themselves. Charles Stanley
mom mother good-mother
I cannot tell you how much I owe to the solemn word of my good mother. Charles Spurgeon
perfect silence torment
The silence is perfect, and yet a torment ... Carol Shields
perfection body units
The body must be perfection before the will is a functioning unit Carlos Castaneda
perfect excellence waste
The pursuit of perfection is frustrating and a waste of time, because nothing is ever perfect. The pursuit of excellence is commendable and worthwhile. Therefore strive for excellence not perfection. Alan Kulwicki
perfect divine should
The human and fallible should not arrogate a power with which the divine and perfect alone can be safely intrusted. Charlotte Bronte
perfect people world
Well, you know this world isn't perfect.' 'No, you're wrong. This world IS perfect, people just come along and mess it up sometimes. Charles de Lint
perfect gentleman intimacy
He that can enjoy the intimacy of the great, and on no occasion disgust them by familiarity, or disgrace himself by servility, proves that he is as perfect a gentleman by nature as his companions are by rank. Charles Caleb Colton
perfect religion nuisance
Missionaries are perfect nuisances and leave every place worse than they found it. Charles Dickens
perfect may matter
No matter how far we may wander from the Lord’s perfect will for our lives, we are always welcome back. Charles Stanley
perfect waiting heaven
If you wait for a perfect church, you must wait until you get to heaven; and even if you could find a perfect assembly on earth, I am sure they would not admit you to their fellowship, for you are not perfect yourself. Charles Spurgeon
pop whenever
Whenever things like this pop up, we try to be there. Rick Vaughn
pope infallibility boast
I was no pope - I could not boast infallibility ... Charlotte Bronte
poppies shall though
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow: In Flanders fields. John McCrae
population
The population is healthy, but it's not like we've got a lot of them. Kelly Wood
population rate
The population is growing, the unemployment rate is dropping. It's a combination of those two factors. Charlie Roberts
population republican goodness
Goodness knows the Republican electorate is a pretty narrow slice of the population. David Price
population conservation policy
You don't have a conservation policy unless you have a population policy. David R. Brower
population-problem people focus
People often ask, "What is the single most important environmental population problem facing the world today?" A flip answer would be, "The single most important problem is our misguided focus on identifying the single most important problem! Jared Diamond
population potential proportion social
The potential for social unrest, social instability is pretty significant. You have a very substantial proportion of your population that has been undereducated, malnourished, marginalized, is disaffected, not able to go to school. John Williamson
stores comfortable
Financially Im comfortable. But life has a lot more in store for me. Elie Tahari
stores
I am someone who puts their takeout or leftovers into the Tupperware and stores it in the refrigerator overnight. Jane Krakowski
stores exquisite
Don't be afraid. There are exquisite things in store for you. This is merely the beginning. Oscar Wilde
stores thriving town vacant
Usually we don't have any vacant stores, ... I think the town is a thriving community. The stores can survive. Neil Hamilton
stores vary
We don't have a listing of stores impacted that we can provide. It's going to vary store by store. Karen Burk
stores teen
The stores have become a hangout for teen girls. Eugene Fram
stores takes transition
Those stores will be in transition over a four-week period. It takes a lot to get these things done. David Pearson
stores tough
It will be tough but we have two other stores that are non-smoking and things are going well there. J. Hoover
stores
I'll play here. I got two stores to go to. James Henderson