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There are commercials that are funny, but you might forget the product. A standard commercial might hammer that point home better. Todd Barry
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What's so interesting is that the Aborigine language is all handed down from generation to generation - it's not a written language. Debra Wilson
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I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant. Ring Lardner
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A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This is too much of a temptation to the editor.
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The only real happiness a ballplayer has is when he is playing a ball game and accomplishes something he didn't think he could do.
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My wife, the star I steer by. David McCullough
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As you get older; you've probably noticed that you tend to forget things. You'll be talking with somebody at a party, and you'll know that you know this person, but no matter how hard you try, you can't remember his or her name. This can be very embarassing, especially if he or she turns out to be your spouse. Dave Barry
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Marriage remains the most efficient engine of disenchantment yet invented. Caitlin Flanagan
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When I'm married I want to be single, and when I'm single I want to be married. Cary Grant
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The potential marriage of weapons of mass destruction with terrorism is everyone's nightmare. Condoleezza Rice
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As a walled town is more worthier than a village, so is the forehead of a married man more honorable than the bare brow of a bachelor. William Shakespeare
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Marriage isn't a carnival ride. Aisha Tyler
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I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very much. Bob Newhart
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A marriage is like a long trip in a tiny row boat: if one passenger starts to rock the boat, the other has to steady it, otherwise, they will go to the bottom together. David Reuben