Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear
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I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case.
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I can't even make a leap of faith to believe in my own existence.
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I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics.
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I don't believe in God. Just try getting a plumber on the weekend.
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Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name
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In real life, Keaton believes in God. But she also believes that the radio works because there are tiny people inside it.
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Do I believe in God? I did until Mother's accident. She fell on some meat loaf and it penetrated her spleen.
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If you can delude yourself by believing that there is some kind of Santa Claus out there who is going to bail you out in the end, then it will help you get through. Even if you are proven wrong in the end, you would have had a better life [than a non-believer].
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I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics.
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I don't believe in competition for artistic things. I just like the atmosphere of the Cannes festival. I don't want to win anything or lose anything.
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A general philosophy of the female characters in my films is they all want something to believe in, and not having anything.
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Years ago I was on television having a discussion with Billy Graham about atheism. He was saying, even if you're right and I'm wrong, and there's nothing after, I will have had a better life than you, because I do believe there was something. And I couldn't argue with that, even though I wanted to.
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I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.