Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
basketball baseball sleep
I never knew what Amazon was. I've never seen any of those series, even on cable. I've never seen The Sopranos, or Mad Men. I'm out every night and when I come home, I watch the end of the baseball or basketball game, and there's Charlie Rose and I go to sleep.
understanding hell nazi
How the hell do I know why there were Nazis? I don't know how the can-opener works.
girl mother divorce
When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce.
censorship film lit
We live in far too permissive a society. Never before has pornography been this rampant. And those films are so badly lit!
mad manhattan surface
I had a mad impulse to throw you down on the lunar surface and commit interstellar perversion with you.
thinking years age
I think Hollywood has gone in a disastrous path. It's terrible. The years of cinema that were great were the '30s, '40s, not so much the '50s...but then the foreign films took over and it was a great age of cinema as American directors were influenced by them and that fueled the '50s and '60s and '70s.
sex believe two
I believe in sex and death- two experiences that come once in a lifetime.
choices kitchen time-on-earth
In life, one is entitled to a side dish of either coleslaw or potato salad, and the choice must be made in terror, with the knowledge that not only is our time on earth limited but most kitchens close at ten.
speak hell prostitution
Every hooker I ever speak to tells me that it beats the hell out of waitressing.
trying age sixteen
In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald.
witty humorous honey
Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!
sex two important
There are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important.
editing way film
I never start editing a film until it's completely shot; I don't edit along the way, ever. When it's finished I come in here and we start with reel one, scene one and start editing shot by shot by shot until we're finished.
choices despair path
We stand at a crossroads. One path leads to despair, the other to destruction. Let's hope we make the right choice.