Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
leavers
In a relationship, it is better to be the leaver than the leavee.
witty humorous books-and-movies
We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.
death witty humorous
If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.
brother symphony giving
Life is horrible, but it is not relentlessly black from wire to wire. You can sit down and hear a Mozart symphony, or you can watch the Marx Brothers, and this will give you a pleasant escape for a while. And that is about the best that you can do.
passing-away peers rooms
I see no advantages in aging whatsoever. You become shriveled. You become decrepit. You lose your faculties. Your peer group passes away. You sit in a room gumming your porridge. I don't see any advantage in this whatsoever.
funny running humor
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
country children paper
Child molestation is a touchy subject... Read the papers! Half the country's doing it!
life-is-hard cans-of-worms meaningful-death
Life's hard, then you die.
witty humorous conquer
I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.
art mean thinking
To me, movies are valuable as an art form and as a wonderful means of popular entertainment. But I think movies have gone terribly wrong.
suicidal luck turns
There have been times when I've thought about it - but with my luck it would probably turn out to be only a temporary solution.
funny basketball sitting
What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop?
silly awards people
The whole concept of awards is silly. I cannot abide by the judgment of other people, because if you accept it when they say you deserve an award, then you have to accept it when they say you don't.
funny death believe
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.