Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
movie sex humorous
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
life laughter hipster
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
hours baskets cases
Well, if I don't get at least 16 hours, I'm a basket case.
real mind fantasy
Fantasy is only a state of mind that you can employ when existing in a real context.
eye car driving
All my life is passing in front of my eyes. The worst part of it is I'm driving a used car.
life sex answers
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
marriage attitude years
For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal.
writing people stupidity
My films are misinterpreted all the time. I don't mind that. Everybody's films are misinterpreted. But there's no malice or stupidity in the people that misinterpret them. You know what you do, but someone else sees it, and they want to talk about it or write about it, and so they misinterpret them.
two funny-marriage inertia
Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.
funny life errors
Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
song morning art
I could turn on my radio in the morning when I was getting dressed for school and hear Frank Sinatra and Duke Ellington and Benny Goodman and think this is the music. Now that music is art. Ellington is art. At that time it was just what you heard on the radio. Cole Porter was just a guy who wrote pretty songs and Billie Holliday would sing them.
people news want
People say that death is a part of life and there must be something to it, but I just see it as bad news and I want everybody to stop sugarcoating it.
divorce thinking water
Arlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I'm a pervert because I drank our water bed.
death depressing funny-life
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.