Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
best-love falling-in-love inspirational-love
The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that.
funny softball baseball
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
men logic logical
All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates.
home thinking sides
I think, on both sides of the camera or the novel: Distraction. I'm obsessed with: Can I get this actress or my third act to work? I'm distracted. I'm interested in that so I don't sit home and think, "Gee, life is meaningless. We're all going to die. The universe is pulling apart at breakneck speed."
sunset yellow yesterday
Today I saw a red and yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that yesterday too, and it rained.
funny life witty
I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.
new-york rome barcelona
I never wanted to or expected to make a film outside of New York. New York became very, very expensive. The same $18 million spent in Barcelona or Rome goes much further there.
isolation reason
When one chooses to be a writer, psychologically there's a reason for that because you like the isolation and you like to be by yourself and you are by nature timid.
sex reincarnation fingertips
If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips.
whining structure sentences
Sentence structure is innate, but whining is acquired.
witty humorous parenting
And my parents finally realize I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.
sex dirty done
Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.
reality world may
Reality may not be the best of all possible worlds, but it's still the only place where you can get a decent steak.
new-york book bisexual
Ads answered out of desperation in the New York Review of Books proved equally futile as…the 'Bay Area Bisexual' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.