Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
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Many a politician wishes there was a law to burn old records.
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All I know is just what I read in the Congressional Record. They have had some awful funny articles in there lately. As our government deteriorates, our humor increases.
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The day of judgment will be a day when the skeletons come out of the closets! And each of us will be standing there to face the record.
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Like the vast majority of my constituents, I continue to be concerned about record profits reported by petroleum companies at a time when consumers are paying record high prices for gasoline.
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The best thing about this group of candidates that only one of them can win.
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The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter -- he's got to just know.
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Once a man holds public office he is absolutely no good for honest work.
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Nothing makes a man or body of men as mad as the truth. If there is no truth in it they laugh it off.
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Nothing makes a man as mad as the truth.
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I'm just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have been eating pretty regular and the reason I have is because I have stayed an old country boy.
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I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.
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I never met a man I didn't like
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No nation ought to be allowed to enter into a war until it's paid for the last one.
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No nation ever had two better friends than we have. You know who they are? The Atlantic and Pacific oceans.