Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
constitution drunks
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
labor-day constitution congress
Labor Day, I suppose set by an Act of Congress. Everything we do nowadays is either by, or against, Acts of Congress. How Congress knew anything about Labor is beyond us.
constitution defines written
This is our heritage. Everything that's written (in the Constitution) defines how we live.
matter wrong
What's the matter with the world? Why, there ain't but one thing wrong with every one of us -- and that's selfishness.
blame changed children joining
We changed with the times, so we can't blame the children for just joining the times without even having to change.
keeps memories office short voters
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office
lust women
The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood
anybody economist given good guess happen liable man
An economist is a man that can tell you . . . what can happen under any given condition, and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's too.
funny happening
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else
appearing possible
Say as little as possible while appearing to be awake.
bite ready somebody
We do not know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it
form lazy opinion saying
Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion
run sit
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
dry everybody polls sober south stagger vote
The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody sober enough to stagger to the polls will.