Will Rogers

Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
facts government report watch
I don't make jokes. I just watch government and report the facts.
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See what you like about it. This is like a medical check-up long before you're diagnosed with a serious disease. You will have options after you know the facts of the study,
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The facts are always friendly, every bit of evidence one can acquire, in any area, leads one that much closer to what is true.
believe important facts
I believe it's a fact of life that what we have is less important than what we make out of what we have.
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Never act upon wishful thinking. Act without checking the facts, and chances are that you will be swept away along with the mob.
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Most successful investors, in fact, do nothing most of the time.
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The information is out there. You just have to separate the facts from the wives' tales.
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What's the matter with the world? Why, there ain't but one thing wrong with every one of us -- and that's selfishness.
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We changed with the times, so we can't blame the children for just joining the times without even having to change.
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The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office
lust women
The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood
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An economist is a man that can tell you . . . what can happen under any given condition, and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's too.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else
appearing possible
Say as little as possible while appearing to be awake.