Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
almost exception forgive generous people possible stupidity
For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity
almost captive held shake underwear
We almost have to shake out our underwear when we take it out of the drawer, it's that bad. We're being held captive in our own houses.
almost blessing
Its almost like a blessing that were down here today,
almost meant
It was jaw-dropping. It was too weird, almost like it was meant to be.
almost break employee extra impossible paid punches regulate says state supposed took verify
If I have an hourly employee that punches in and out, how am I supposed to verify that they took the break? The state says you should get an extra 15-minute paid break and it's almost impossible to regulate that.
matter wrong
What's the matter with the world? Why, there ain't but one thing wrong with every one of us -- and that's selfishness.
blame changed children joining
We changed with the times, so we can't blame the children for just joining the times without even having to change.
keeps memories office short voters
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office
lust women
The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood
anybody economist given good guess happen liable man
An economist is a man that can tell you . . . what can happen under any given condition, and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's too.
funny happening
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else
appearing possible
Say as little as possible while appearing to be awake.
constitution drunks
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
bite ready somebody
We do not know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it