Will Rogers

Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
horse car miracle
They used to take your horse and if they were caught they got hung for it. Now they take your car, and if they are caught it's a miracle.
horse made superiors
There will never be a time when the old horse is not superior to any auto ever made.
horse today eating
I love horses and I only ask-don't let me know which one we are eating today.
horse gasoline farmers
Horses raise what the farmer eats and eats what the farmer raises. You can't plow the ground and get gasoline.
beautiful horse men
Hundreds and hundreds of beautiful horses in the parade and a man without a silver saddle is a vagrant.
country horse feel-better
I haven't seen a tractor working all day. The country has gone sane and got back to horses. Farmers all look worse, but they feel better.
agriculture essentials figures
When you figure it right down, none of us are in a really essential business but the farmer, and he raises so much that even his business is partly non-essential.
agriculture years lasts
Cattlemen have lost more in the last few years than anybody and say less about it.
morning giving bears
Congress meets tomorrow morning. Let us all pray: Oh Lord, give us strength to bear that which is about to be inflicted upon us. Be merciful with them, oh Lord, for they know not what they're doing. Amen.
engineering indulge-in luxury
George Washington was quite a farmer. He was a farmer, Civil Engineer and gentleman. He made enough at civil engineering to indulge in both the other luxuries.
encouragement agriculture might
This session of Congress is also to relieve the farmer again, relieve him of any encouragement that he might have received during the last one.
agriculture political would-be
Just read the farm relief bill. It's just a political version of Einstein's last theory. If a farmer could understand it, he certainly would know more than to farm. He would be a professor at Harvard.
agriculture trying looks
It looks to me like the candidates are trying to relieve the farmer of his vote, instead of his debts.
men agriculture want
The man that found the 726-carat diamond in Africa, received $350,000 for it and wants to buy a farm and silk hat. Well, I can understand a man perhaps being eccentric enough to want to own a silk hat.