Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
fire three banking
There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking.
men
Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.
history world firsts
We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile.
history reputation mona-lisa
Mona Lisa is the only beauty who went through history and retained her reputation.
war two giving
I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get sore at everybody else. Sometimes it takes two or three conferences to scare up a war, but generally one will do it.
political-will politics political-jokes
If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.
country space worry
Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
gun human-life humans
I never took a human life, I only sold the fellow the gun to take it with.
country horse gone
The country has gone sane and got back to horses.
horse fishes
There is a horse here-the furthest north of any horse, and he eats fish and travels on snowshoes.
horse boys racing
Money, horse racing and women: three things the boys just can't figure out.
horse kids play
After seeing kids play polo against big guys, it only shows that horses are the greatest equalizer in the world. No matter what you weigh, the little fellow is your equal on a horse.
believe winning years
I do honestly believe the Republicans have reformed and want to do better. But whether they have done it in time to win the election is another thing. The old voter is getting so he wants to be saved before October every election year.
country men good-man
We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.