Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
war two giving
I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get sore at everybody else. Sometimes it takes two or three conferences to scare up a war, but generally one will do it.
political-will politics political-jokes
If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.
country space worry
Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
gun human-life humans
I never took a human life, I only sold the fellow the gun to take it with.
country horse gone
The country has gone sane and got back to horses.
horse fishes
There is a horse here-the furthest north of any horse, and he eats fish and travels on snowshoes.
horse boys racing
Money, horse racing and women: three things the boys just can't figure out.
horse kids play
After seeing kids play polo against big guys, it only shows that horses are the greatest equalizer in the world. No matter what you weigh, the little fellow is your equal on a horse.
believe winning years
I do honestly believe the Republicans have reformed and want to do better. But whether they have done it in time to win the election is another thing. The old voter is getting so he wants to be saved before October every election year.
country men good-man
We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.
sports offering needs
Both gangs have been bad sports, so see if at least one can't redeem themselves by offering no alibis, but cooperate with the winner, for no matter which one it is the poor fellow is going to need it.
politics vote good-humor
And, when the votes are counted, let everybody, including the candidates, get into a good humor as quick as they got into a bad one.
dog bones hungry
You shake a slogan at an American and it's just like showing a hungry dog a bone.
horse couple thinking
If everybody (traded his car for a horse) they would be out of debt in a couple of years. Just think, no gas, no tires, no roads to pay for.