Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
acceptance keeping-promises greed
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.
party political different
Both political parties have their good times and bad times, only they have them at different times.
political dumb politician
Politicians are dumb, but they can count to 50% plus one.
running men political
In Washington, one man could do what ten of them do. Things kinder run themselves, anyhow.
political training politician
Be a politician; no training necessary.
new-year xmas years
We fed 'em Xmas and New Years; now all the poor have to do is just fill the few meals until next Xmas
years america care
It will take America fifteen years of steady taking care of our own business and letting everybody else's alone, to get us back to where everybody speaks to us again.
running men winning
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
work want trouble
A conference is just an admission that you want somebody to join you in your troubles.
thinking years two
They are voting whether to keep a governor two years or four. I think a good, honest governor should get four years, and the others life.
next-week agriculture sense-of-humor
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week.
fire three banking
There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking.
men
Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.
history world firsts
We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile.